Wentz Got Upset With Judon for apparently messing With "a Man's ability to reproduce"

[Fuzz]

Root got hit in the box twice. And probably his head was still spinning from the second hit as he soon got out after. After the first hit they took him for a scan. I wonder what the scan showed? A bruised penis?

And after all that he thinks England did quite well and are not that far behind Australia............ argh!

He wasn’t wearing a box the first time. Brutal.

 

[Gumby]

That's just another way of Wentz saying he got "sacked". Let's be honest, his claim is nuts.

Read this and, ….One has to ask: is Patsfan1958 actually Wes welker?

 

[Jlaff]

I definitely wasn't an innocent victim in this. There was a lead up to this moment as her and I were always bickering when we were together with our group of friends. And this wasn't like it was a "get a room" type of flirty bickering. I was really annoyed with this person and didn't like her. I blame myself for not just ignoring it, but I had to let her know she was annoying so she kicked me in the nuts. It turned out she liked me so it obviously hurt her feelings that I told her she was a nuisance. That's the PG version of what I probably really said 24 years ago.

I feel ya, I once called a girl a swamp c--- outside a bar (who I also later learned wanted to sleep with me) and she pepper sprayed me. Most painful experience ever. I had my face in an automatic sprinkler and the pain still wouldn't stop!

 

[Wax Frog]

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Isn't that a Christmas song? Good King Wentznutless?

 

[TheRainMaker]

I feel ya, I once called a girl a swamp c--- outside a bar (who I also later learned wanted to sleep with me) and she pepper sprayed me. Most painful experience ever. I had my face in an automatic sprinkler and the pain still wouldn't stop!

Damn, that's rough.

 

[n1997y]

took a smash shot in the jewels in a doubles match once....everyone else was laughing hysterically. Me, not so much....

Same with me, first and only time I tried to play Tennis. Maybe I should've have suggested he should try Bowling!

so you want to replace the tennis ball to the nuts with a bowling ball?!?!

 

[DaBruinz]

Did I miss the part where these guys don't wear jocks and cups anymore???
As a hockey goalie, I've taken plenty of shots to the cup.. Had one break from a shot that hit it directly.. It still hurt like h**l, but it wasn't anything to whine about the way Wentz was doing..

 

[Joker]

Did I miss the part where these guys don't wear jocks and cups anymore???
As a hockey goalie, I've taken plenty of shots to the cup.. Had one break from a shot that hit it directly.. It still hurt like h**l, but it wasn't anything to whine about the way Wentz was doing..

he was wearing a tampon instead of a cup...obviously

 

[cmasspatsfan]

Did I miss the part where these guys don't wear jocks and cups anymore???
As a hockey goalie, I've taken plenty of shots to the cup.. Had one break from a shot that hit it directly.. It still hurt like h**l, but it wasn't anything to whine about the way Wentz was doing..

They must all wear cups, so Judon squeezed his cup? Big freaking baby.

 

[Captain Cliche]

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

so you want to replace the tennis ball to the nuts with a bowling ball?!?!

Ahh, that would be a “NO”