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We made it. Following Sunday night's game, we will crown the inaugural Champion. Below you will find the current rankings/bank rolls, this weekend's lines, Patriots prop bets. and a breakdown of teaser bets. Good luck everyone. I hope we see a lot of aggressive attempts to finish first, but I also hope to see as many as possible in position to bet the playoffs through the Super Bowl.

I will post regular season results on Monday next week along with how the playoffs will be run. Then it will be a race to crown the first playoff champion. Everyone who qualifies for the playoffs has a shot at going on a run and winning come the end of the Super Bowl. The official playoff betting thread will be up by next Thursday. Another reminder to please quote your own last post when making new bets or editing old ones. It makes life a lot easier on venecol and me.

Thank you to all for playing. It's been fun.

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Let's make it a true daily double Alex, 6 point teaser $28,500

Dolphins +12.5 and Titans -4
 
Let's make it a true daily double Alex, 6 point teaser $28,500

Dolphins +12.5 and Titans -4

I am pulling for you. You were too damn good all season until shyt luck the last few weeks.
 
I am pulling for you. You were too damn good all season until shyt luck the last few weeks.

Thanks. That's the way it goes. 14 weeks of great progress and 3 weeks of utter disaster.
 
Prop Bet - $5000 - Touchdown - Jakob Johnson
Money Line - Broncos over Chiefs - $10000
Bucs (-8) $10000
Jets (+16.5) $7500
Cowboys (-5) $10000
Giants (+6.5) $10000
Packers (-3.5) $10000


Final week - all in - got my entertainment value out of the season (Props Mr. @Dingleberry for running this - hope it becomes a permanent fixture). And thanks to all who played.
 
Prop Bet - $5000 - Touchdown - Jakob Johnson
Money Line - Broncos over Chiefs - $10000
Bucs (-8) $10000
Jets (+16.5) $7500
Cowboys (-5) $10000
Giants (+6.5) $10000
Packers (-3.5) $10000


Final week - all in - got my entertainment value out of the season (Props Mr. @Dingleberry for running this - hope it becomes a permanent fixture). And thanks to all who played.
Wow! I am pulling for you as well. You, @Froob, and @everlong were top 3 for so long. I hope these bets keep you in the playoffs too!

And yes, there will be a next year. Bigger and better.
 
Wow! I am pulling for you as well. You, @Froob, and @everlong were top 3 for so long. I hope these bets keep you in the playoffs too!

And yes, there will be a next year. Bigger and better.

Do I get 18:1 if Jakob scores twice? :evil:
 
Do I get 18:1 if Jakob scores twice? :evil:
LOL, no. But it would be hilarious if he got one this week. I don't recall anyone betting on him all year until now. Let it happen!

However...if you want odds for him scoring 2 TD's, I suppose we could do it. +2500 maybe. But you would lose if he only gets one.

I think we'll stay away from that one.
 
Cuz I am a pats fans first, second, and last I do believe in miracles so I will throw some money down the drain on the best case scenario this weekend.
Broncos ML (+350) 1k
Texans ML (+400) 1k
Jets ML (+800) 1k *vomit* so sick to my stomach putting that down.
Now for the real bet go big or go home right? I have no idea how teasers work so please correct me if I did this wrong.
6 PT teaser 45k (+300)
Cowboys +1
Packers +2.5
Pats - .5
Bucs -2
 
Cuz I am a pats fans first, second, and last I do believe in miracles so I will throw some money down the drain on the best case scenario this weekend.
Broncos ML (+350) 1k
Texans ML (+400) 1k
Jets ML (+800) 1k *vomit* so sick to my stomach putting that down.
Now for the real bet go big or go home right? I have no idea how teasers work so please correct me if I did this wrong.
6 PT teaser 45k (+300)
Cowboys +1
Packers +2.5
Pats - .5
Bucs -2
It's funny. Earlier this season I took the Under on a Patriots game, and it ruined the game for me. I don't need mixed emotions when the Patriots score. I refused to bet against them again. And when I did player props for Pats, always the Over. It makes the game more enjoyable for me.

You did the teaser right. If you hit all 4, you will profit $135k! You are going for the title. However, if you lose, your bank roll will be below the 50k needed for playoff betting. Just want to make sure all is clear. If you reduced your bet to 34k (I think) you would still have 50k if you lose all your bets. And you would still profit 102k on that bet. Might be enough to win it all, but might not. Something to consider.
 
Hey Dingle...you sure do a lot of "pulling" for people around here...jus' sayin... :p
 
It's funny. Earlier this season I took the Under on a Patriots game, and it ruined the game for me. I don't need mixed emotions when the Patriots score. I refused to bet against them again. And when I did player props for Pats, always the Over. It makes the game more enjoyable for me.

You did the teaser right. If you hit all 4, you will profit $135k! You are going for the title. However, if you lose, your bank roll will be below the 50k needed for playoff betting. Just want to make sure all is clear. If you reduced your bet to 34k (I think) you would still have 50k if you lose all your bets. And you would still profit 102k on that bet. Might be enough to win it all, but might not. Something to consider.
I have 14k from the bungles winning the division so 50kish to play with and still be in playoff contention. I'm good with the go big to try and win or just sneak into the playoffs bet. I actually like all 4 bets in my teaser something I was afraid I was gonna be like ewwww that works but I'm not hopeful.

And yeah I always bet as a patriot fan first. The real game enjoyment is the most important thing as fun as this has been its still just dingleberries. Though it absolutely has made me check scores and stats in a way I havent in years.
 
It's funny. Earlier this season I took the Under on a Patriots game, and it ruined the game for me. I don't need mixed emotions when the Patriots score. I refused to bet against them again. And when I did player props for Pats, always the Over. It makes the game more enjoyable for me.

You did the teaser right. If you hit all 4, you will profit $135k! You are going for the title. However, if you lose, your bank roll will be below the 50k needed for playoff betting. Just want to make sure all is clear. If you reduced your bet to 34k (I think) you would still have 50k if you lose all your bets. And you would still profit 102k on that bet. Might be enough to win it all, but might not. Something to consider.
The middle ground is winning some losing some and still making the post season but having a shot at the win if getting all right.
All the strategy is only as good as whether or not you pick winners.
 
I have 14k from the bungles winning the division so 50kish to play with and still be in playoff contention. I'm good with the go big to try and win or just sneak into the playoffs bet. I actually like all 4 bets in my teaser something I was afraid I was gonna be like ewwww that works but I'm not hopeful.

And yeah I always bet as a patriot fan first. The real game enjoyment is the most important thing as fun as this has been its still just dingleberries. Though it absolutely has made me check scores and stats in a way I havent in years.
Duh! I forgot about the pending division props. Good call! I'm pulling for you too! LOL
 
Hey Dingle...you sure do a lot of "pulling" for people around here...jus' sayin... :p

What can I say? I am a people person. And I am loyal to the casino patrons here at Patsfans.

Speaking of pulling. Next year, you better be in here betting instead of pulling your pecker over there on the Pub Forum getting threads locked. Troublemaker. :rofl:
 
Moi? Troublemaker?...and here I thought I was the Ghandi of Patsfans.

I used to be involved in illegal bookmaking when I was a lot younger...I quit in the 90's. I prefer to live vicariously through the bets that YOU and the rest of the board engage in. I'm afraid I'm too stupid to pick winners anymore.
 
Moi? Troublemaker?...and here I thought I was the Ghandi of Patsfans.

I used to be involved in illegal bookmaking when I was a lot younger...I quit in the 90's. I prefer to live vicariously through the bets that YOU and the rest of the board engage in. I'm afraid I'm too stupid to pick winners anymore.
I have been pretty bad picking them this year. More time near the bottom of the rankings. It's been fun though, much better than losing real money. My wife won't kill me when I lose here.

You'll be betting Dinglebucks next August.
 
Dinglebucks!!!...can I use them at the liquor store?...OMG!!! Inspiration Flash!!!...how about we start up our own bitcoin? DingleCoin! (I have nothing against a good Ponzi scheme)
 
Prop Bet:
Jakob Johnson TD - $5,400 (my hail mary to get into playoffs)
 


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