Washington new name

[Nehalem]

Washington Coronavirus: I seriously think a Coronavirus would make an awesome helmet logo
Washington SJW
Washington Ghosts (obviously the fans would all dress in sheets)
Washington Bleach: Clorox is NOT the official drink sponsor of the team.
Washington N95

 

[Patsfan1958]

Washington Wimps
Washington Scandals

 

[Tunescribe]

Washington Gridlockers (I like this one, has a built-in football connection)
Washington Obstructionists
Washington Filibusters
Washington Taxmen
Washington Indigenous Tribesmen

 

[fightingirish595]

Id like to see senators

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Washington cellar dwellers

 

[jmt57]

Washington Filibusters was my first thought.

They could even have a play on words twice a year when they play the Eagles.

But then Philly Busters would morph into Filly Busters, and the team would soon be right back to another investigation.

 

[Free_Pacman]

I have an irrational hatred of any team name that doesn’t end in a “s,” like Thunder or Kraken. Sounds like an arena football league team.

 

[FCB02062]

I know it's a USFL name.... but Washington Federals is really good

 

[BelichicksHoodie]

Washington Sucks

 

[Water Boy]

Washington Redskins

 

[Joker]

beat me to it, Kurt...enough with the social justice sub-mongoloidisms

 

[fair catch fryar]

That is exactly what i see and read every time is see WFT.. Everytime

Coincidence? Absolutely not.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Just go full Replacements and call them the Sentinels.

The Washington Incompetents has a nice ring to it. Pretty much covers everyone in that town.

 

[Jlaff]

The Insurrectionist's.

A day that will live in infamy.

But what about all the PTSD suffered by Congress?! That's far too cruel a daily reminder. Buffalo Man haunts their dreams.

 

[jimnance]

In honor of their esteemed owner:
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Please give a rousing welcome to YOUR Washington Wankers!"

 

[Addictive]

The WTFs.

 

[Tunescribe]

Washington Monikers
Washington Namesakers
Washington Politically Correct
Washington Gibbs
Washington District Columbians
Washington DCers
Washington Mostly African-Americans
Washington Washingtonians

 

[Water Boy]

More importantly, what pronouns will Washington use?

 

[GaryfromTO]

As some other said, every time I see WFT I see it as WTF

So just call them
The Washington What the F*^#s

 

[Stu Pidassle]

I think that they should change the name every time a new president gets elected. For example the team could currently be called the Washington Feelers or maybe the Washington Wokes.