Topic because I’m bored: List of NFL team insulting nicknames

[sb1]

AFC east:
Patriots: Cheatriots, Patsies
Bills: Jills, Boy I Love Losing Superbowls!
Jets: Jete, Jest, Jesters, Just End The Season
Dolphins: Doofins, Lolphins

AFC north:
Bengals: Bungles
Steelers: Squeelers, Stealers
Ravens: Ratbirds
Browns: Brownies

AFC South:
Colts: Dolts, Clots, AFC Finalists
Titans: Titties
Jaguars: Jagoffs
Texans: ? Can’t think of any

AFC west:
Chiefs: Chefs, Queefs
Chargers: ?
Broncos: Donkeys, Donkos
Raiders: Faiders, Chokeland Faders

NFC East
Giants: Midgets
Cowboys: Cowgirls, Cowpokes
Eagles: E-Girls
Washington: WTF

NFC South
Bucs: Suckaneers
Saints: Aints
Panthers: can’t think of any
Falcons: Failcons. 28-3? Lol

NFC West:
Cardinals:?
Rams: Lambs
Seahawks: Seadderal Cheathawks
49ers: Whiners

NFC North:
Packers: ?
Vikings: Viqueens
Lions: The Lions. that’s insulting enough
Bears: ?

 

[VrabelJr]

Not nearly vulgar enough. Let’s get some teenaged white kids from the suburbs in here.

 

[Ian]

The fans in Buffalo did a good job of making the "Billdos" a thing. Still no idea where that idea (throwing that of all things out on the field) came from or what made them think that would be as hilarious as they apparently still believe it is - especially with Brady gone.

 

[holyredeemer]

Ohhhh man. Where’s my boys the Captain and Mr. Kerr at? Can’t wait to see the glorious **** they throw out there!

 

[Joker]

The fans in Buffalo did a good job of making the "Billdos" a thing. Still no idea where that idea (throwing that of all things out on the field) came from or what made them think that would be as hilarious as they apparently still believe it is - especially with Brady gone. . During a regular-season matchup in 2016, a Bills fan recorded the "bildo launch" that sparked the tradition.Jan 16, 2022

During a regular-season matchup in 2016, a Bills fan recorded the "bildo launch" that sparked the tradition.

 

[Patsfan1958]

The fans in Buffalo did a good job of making the "Billdos" a thing. Still no idea where that idea (throwing that of all things out on the field) came from or what made them think that would be as hilarious as they apparently still believe it is - especially with Brady gone.

When the TV broadcasters said "There's a bildo on the field", I wasn't sure if they were talking about an adult rubber toy or a Bills fan.

 

[Skyflarie]

AFC east:
Patriots: Cheatriots, Patsies
Bills: Jills, Boy I Love Losing Superbowls!
Jets: Jete, Jest, Jesters, Just End The Season
Dolphins: Doofins, Lolphins

AFC north:
Bengals: Bungles
Steelers: Squeelers, Stealers
Ravens: Ratbirds
Browns: Brownies

AFC South:
Colts: Dolts, Clots, AFC Finalists
Titans: Titties
Jaguars: Jagoffs
Texans: ? Can’t think of any

AFC west:
Chiefs: Chefs, Queefs
Chargers: ?
Broncos: Donkeys, Donkos
Raiders: Faiders, Chokeland Faders

NFC East
Giants: Midgets
Cowboys: Cowgirls, Cowpokes
Eagles: E-Girls
Washington: WTF

NFC South
Bucs: Suckaneers
Saints: Aints
Panthers: can’t think of any
Falcons: Failcons. 28-3? Lol

NFC West:
Cardinals:?
Rams: Lambs
Seahawks: Seadderal Cheathawks
49ers: Whiners

NFC North:
Packers: ?
Vikings: Viqueens
Lions: The Lions. that’s insulting enough
Bears: ?

Can't forget Deflatriots!

 

[Zarozzor]

@captain stone

He has the best nicknames

 

[Triumph]

NE Pastriots
Cleveland Brown Stains
Leaveland Browns
Filthadelphia Eagles
Seattle Seagulls
LA Charge too much
Miami Dullphins
Lost Vegas Raiders
Raiders of the lost season
Denver Bronchitis

 

[captain insano]

The fans in Buffalo did a good job of making the "Billdos" a thing. Still no idea where that idea (throwing that of all things out on the field) came from or what made them think that would be as hilarious as they apparently still believe it is - especially with Brady gone.

redsox fans used to throw bildos around in the bleachers at fenway. It's nothing new.

 

[Ian]

redsox fans used to throw bildos around in the bleachers at fenway. It's nothing new.

Really? That was actually a thing...?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Tampa Bay ****s is a layup, but I rarely hear it.

 

[captain insano]

Really? That was actually a thing...?

yes it was. i was at more than one game when the bildos were flying around the bleachers, lol.

 

[Ian]

yes it was. i was at more than one game when the bildos were flying around the bleachers, lol.

I need to get back to figuring out how to increase the reaction options - "wow" would have been fitting for this one.

 

[captain insano]

I need to get back to figuring out how to increase the reaction options - "wow" would have been fitting for this one.

im surprised you are so surprised.

 

[Ian]

im surprised you are so surprised.

Wouldn't have expected that to be a Boston thing or for people to be carrying those around to begin with.

 

[captain insano]

Wouldn't have expected that to be a Boston thing or for people to be carrying those around to begin with.

young people in their twenties do far worse than bringing a bildo to a game. i thought it was hilarious at the time.

 

[everlong]

Somebody put a list out on this a few years back and the one that stuck with me as funny was the Titans being the Flaming Thumbtacks. Patriots were the standard Flying Elvis's if I remember correctly.

 

[captain insano]

Somebody put a list out on this a few years back and the one that stuck with me as funny was the Titans being the Flaming Thumbtacks. Patriots were the standard Flying Elvis's if I remember correctly.

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it's a shame that the houston oilers name logo and uniform are no longer. that was a super nice uniform.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Colts-geldings
texans - lettermen
titans - tackheads
wft-deadskins