The Jets suck (merged)

[Leave No Doubt]

How long is Rex's contract for?

 

[Tunescribe]

It's weird, but the part where he asks if he can smell her feet is downright sick. I've never understood foot fetishism. But then, I've never understood why anyone would want to be a Green Beans fan.

 

[WinstonSmith]

I don't even want to know what the jets suck....

Little Piggies?

 

[GroganCountry]

How long is Rex's contract for?

A foot long. Or two.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

the Jets suck in upon themselves until there is nothing but an infinitesimal speck of infinite suckage....it's called a Lorentz transformation...



note to Jet fan: please do not try to ponder this at the risk of your head exploding...

The suckage singularity may be an infinitesimal yet infinitely massive fail, but there is a fail horizon surrounding the suckage singularity that would appear to the observer as follows (artist's conception)



Within the fail horizon, a sort of point-of-no-return of suckage, the observer may not notice any change, as he spirals toward ultimate suckitude. Outside the fail horizon, the observer sees an inevitable acceleration toward utter collapse.

It has been confirmed, however, that if the fail horizon is not yet stable, occasionally a partical can be ejected to suck elsewhere.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Both are “dominant”

Both have "cool" 3 letter first names.

Both are middle aged white dudes.

Both have a penchant for swinging.

Both seem to utilize every available hole.

Has anyone seen Zed and Rex in the same room?

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Go bears



the jets suck suck suck

 

[ctpatsfan77]

The suckage singularity may be an infinitesimal yet infinitely massive fail, but there is a fail horizon surrounding the suckage singularity that would appear to the observer as follows (artist's conception)

But is this post full of FAIL or full of WIN?

 

[Michael]

Look like the fat man put his foot in his mouth again. DA Bears

 

[Wax Frog]

Look like the fat man put his foot in his mouth again. DA Bears

Ah, de agony of de feet! :singing:

 

[BadMoFo]

OK, the Jags have to win today and next week, Colts have to win both, Chiefs win next week and Chargers lose one of their two and Jets are out! It can happen.

 

[Rob0729]

The Chiefs, Jags, and Colts are all licking their chops at getting a chance at the Jets in the first round of the playoffs. Getting the Jets Wild Card weekend is the closest thing to a bye week, you are going to get. They have one and done written all over them and may back into the playoffs yet again.

 

[PATSNUTme]

The best that they will be able to finish will be 11-5. I remember the Patriots finishing 11-5 and not making the playoffs.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

LOL @ Jets

 

[Banjo]

I wouldn't count out the Jets at all. Remember, they did go from the wild card to the AFC title game last year!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Jets are in the playoffs as a WC despite losing since the Jagwads took the pipe in OT. Jets back into the playoffs doggie style. So fitting.

 

[Joker]

Jetdell fixes it again for the green creeping rot turds

 

[fumbrunner]

Jets are in the playoffs as a WC despite losing since the Jagwads took the pipe in OT. Jets back into the playoffs doggie style. So fitting.

Jets are not in yet. SD could still beat them out by winning both (although they are down at half today) and the Jets losing next week vs Buf. Personally, I'd rather have the Jets in than SD.

NFL - Playoff Scenario Generator- Yahoo! Sports

edit: looks like they are in, according to reports. I guess this scenario generator is a bit buggy.

 

[Kid~Brady]

Jets are in the playoffs as a WC despite losing since the Jagwads took the pipe in OT. Jets back into the playoffs doggie style. So fitting.

Exactly what I was about to post. They are so terrible, they'll go one and done.

 

[D-Money]

We will see the jets again.I just have that feeling.