The Jets suck (merged)

[Off The Grid]

Just wanted to make sure that pic is forever chronicled in this epic thread.

Not only do the JEST suck but apparently everyone associated with that organization is a low life P.O.S.

oh you mean the pic above

oh you mean the photo where some jet trips another player?



because they couldn't win legally?



that photo?

YEAH.

THAT'S the one!! :rocker: :rocker:

 

[Deus Irae]

Chad Henne went 5-for-18 and still managed to outduel Sanchez.....

 

[ausbacker]

Ground and Pound is now Chuck and Suck

I find it amazing that they considered themselves "mighty" to begin with.

The Jets are more like a young boy with his first boner. He's so excited when he gets it that he tells and shows everyone trumpeting his manhood as the biggest ever only for the men to point and laugh and tell him he's got a ways to go just yet.

The boy with the little boner goes and sits in the pantry and begins to eat everything he can find and develops a complex.

Salt N Pepa says it best "don't want no short ****s man".

 

[Off The Grid]

Jets PRIDE, Baby. :rocker:

Just TRIP.

 

[Off The Grid]

Worth Recycling:



New York.

LOVE that town.

 

[Kontradiction]

YEAH.

THAT'S the one!! :rocker: :rocker:

Was it necessary to quote that post only to say "THAT'S the one"?

 

[Off The Grid]

Shamelessly and Unapologetically Recycled From This Very Forum ~ Thanks, Tommy!! ~ The Classy Jets:

Dirty Sanchez!!!

I would LOVE to meet that cowardly, vile #$%& in closed room.

 

[Off The Grid]

Was it necessary to quote that post only to say "THAT'S the one"?

My POINT ~ in torquing the Video 5X ~ was obviously to LEAN INTO the point, just for a chuckle....but that evidently escaped YOU. :bricks:

 

[pherein]

Was it necessary to quote that post only to say "THAT'S the one"?

lol, probably my fault KontradictioN, I was goating on purpose so a couple pages of the thread could be covered with the Jets shame this day, sorry about that.

 

[Kontradiction]

My POINT ~ in torquing the Video 5X ~ was obviously to LEAN INTO the point, just for a chuckle....but that evidently escaped YOU. :bricks:

Aye, as much as the multi-quote option escaped you. At least your post count is getting high though.

Yeah! ~OKAY~

~Awesome~ :rocker:

 

[Off The Grid]

I find it amazing that they considered themselves "mighty" to begin with.

The Jets are more like a young boy with his first boner. He's so excited when he gets it that he tells and shows everyone trumpeting his manhood as the biggest ever only for the men to point and laugh and tell him he's got a ways to go just yet.

The boy with the little boner goes and sits in the pantry and begins to eat everything he can find and develops a complex.

Salt N Pepa says it best "don't want no short ****s man".

YUP.

Of course, S+P allways had a way with words...

It's All About The Bulls, Baby!!

 

[Kontradiction]

lol, probably my fault KontradictioN, I was goating on purpose so a couple pages of the thread could be covered with the Jets shame this day, sorry about that.

I guess I just failed to see the awesome humor in Off the Grid's post.

 

[Joker]

I guess I just failed to see the awesome humor in Off the Grid's post.

so...you want awesome humor, Kontra?

knock knock...

who's there?

Jets....

jets who?...

Jets Suck!!!...now where's my godamned snack?!?!

 

[Off The Grid]

My POINT ~ in torquing the Video 5X ~ was obviously to LEAN INTO the point, just for a chuckle....but that evidently escaped YOU. :bricks:

Aye, as much as the multi-quote option escaped you. At least your post count is getting high though.

Yeah! ~OKAY~

~Awesome~ :rocker:

Umm....

Actually, seeing as how I quite obviously deliberately employed the "Multi Quote Option" ~ obviously to all except, um....YOU, evidently!! ~ it would seem that ~ yeah ~ I ~ unlike yourself, sadly ~ have GOT that whole "Multi Quote Option" thing down...But, HEY...Thanks for playing.

 

[Off The Grid]

I guess I just failed to see the awesome humor in Off the Grid's post.

There's no shame.

It is quite lofty, after all.

 

[Kontradiction]

so...you want awesome humor, Kontra?

knock knock...

who's there?

Jets....

jets who?...

Jets Suck!!!...now where's my godamned snack?!?!

This is the point that I was missing while trying to find the humor in that post. Thanks for enlightening me, Joker.

Umm....

Actually, seeing as how I quite obviously deliberately employed the "Multi Quote Option" ~ obviously to all except, um....YOU, evidently!! ~ it would seem that ~ yeah ~ I ~ unlike yourself, sadly ~ have GOT that whole "Multi Quote Option" thing down...But, HEY...Thanks for playing.

You did. But in your case, that's like passing the test while flunking the final.

 

[ATippett56]

Put the Jets fans out of their misery, just disband the New York Jets franchise!

 

[Off The Grid]

Umm....

Actually, seeing as how I quite obviously deliberately employed the "Multi Quote Option" ~ obviously to all except, um....YOU, evidently!! ~ it would seem that ~ yeah ~ I ~ unlike yourself, sadly ~ have GOT that whole "Multi Quote Option" thing down...But, HEY...Thanks for playing.

You did. But in your case, that's like passing the test while flunking the final.

Really??

Because you misunderstood a simple attempt at humor, and are now ~ rather sadly ~ trying to cover it up, instead of admitting your mistake?? :bricks:

You really shouldn't try to play above your level, son.

It's embarrassing.

For you.

 

[mgcolby]

I'm just pissed that 3 BS events have derailed my 6-10 prediction.

The PI call inside the 5 in the Denver game (correct call). A desperation attempt pays off because a dumbass decides to grab the receivers face mask.

Jason Hanson gets hurt and they bring in a 300 pound rookie DL to kick the extra point. Really??? Which he predictably misses allowing the Jets to be able to tie the game with a FG and eventually beat them in OT.

And then with 30 seconds left in OT a simple slant turns into long TD reception.

But I will take 9-7.

 

[Kontradiction]

I was going to just let this go because we're both Pats fans, but it appears you don't want me to.

Really??

Because you misunderstood a simple attempt at humor, and are now ~ rather sadly ~ trying to cover it up, instead of admitting your mistake?? :bricks:

So, to you, this is top notch humor?

YEAH.

THAT'S the one!!

How come nobody else responded with a rofl? Oh yeah, that's because it's not funny. I'd rather sit in an audience listening to Dane Cook scream and try for 9 hours while Danny DeVito sticks hot needles in my eyes than listen to your attempt at "humor". LOLZ!!!

But hey, at least you got a few +1's in there, so it's all worth it. Doesn't matter if people consider you to be "that annoying guy who may or may not be inbred", right?

You really shouldn't try to play above your level, son.

It's embarrassing.

In your case, I don't think that's possible. What are you on? The Forrest Gump level?

For you.

In this case, it would have been better for all of us if your meth addicted mother had done that to you when her water broke.

Any more pearls of wisdom and cutting edge humor you'd like to offer us Nostradamus, or would you like to move on?