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The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

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I usually don't point out spelling or grammatical, errors as doing so is generally something people resort to when they realize that their argument is flawed. That said, it is funny when they occur in gifs and memes.

I'm sorry, but this is erroneous placement of a comma. I am forced now to ask you this......

 
This probably isn't the best place for this, but I don't want to start a Jets thread. Is it possible that Johnson and Idzik are trying to tank to get a specific QB?
 
This probably isn't the best place for this, but I don't want to start a Jets thread. Is it possible that Johnson and Idzik are trying to tank to get a specific QB?
I hope Idzik isn't here to make that pick....

We're probably tanking for that moron ,Jameis Winston
 
I just happened to wander over to the new JI for a look see, and I saw two fans refer to Wrecks Ryan as the "heart and soul" of the Jets. They really are in trouble.
 
Dolphins thin at cornerback for Monday night
Posted by Mike Florio on November 29, 2014, 2:35 PM EST
AP
The bad news is that the Dolphins will be missing a pair of cornerbacks on Monday night against the Jets. The good news is they’re facing Geno Smith.
 
This probably isn't the best place for this, but I don't want to start a Jets thread. Is it possible that Johnson and Idzik are trying to tank to get a specific QB?


They forgot to lose to the Steelers. Now 2 teams have worse records than they do. Failing at tanking....something only the Jets can do.
 
They forgot to lose to the Steelers. Now 2 teams have worse records than they do. Failing at tanking....something only the Jets can do.
The Raiders and the Jags will not be taking a QB. However, we are behind TB and Tennessee at the moment, because we have a higher Strength of Schedule..If we had lost to Pittsburgh we'd be third. Fortunately, we get to play Tennessee, and I expect Tampa to win a few more games, since they're still in playoff contention in the awful NFC South.
 
The Raiders and the Jags will not be taking a QB. However, we are behind TB and Tennessee at the moment, because we have a higher Strength of Schedule..If we had lost to Pittsburgh we'd be third. Fortunately, we get to play Tennessee, and I expect Tampa to win a few more games, since they're still in playoff contention in the awful NFC South.

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I usually don't point out spelling or grammatical, errors as doing so is generally something people resort to when they realize that their argument is flawed. That said, it is funny when they occur in gifs and memes.

You want the comma after "errors," not after "grammatical."
 
The Raiders and the Jags will not be taking a QB. However, we are behind TB and Tennessee at the moment, because we have a higher Strength of Schedule..If we had lost to Pittsburgh we'd be third. Fortunately, we get to play Tennessee, and I expect Tampa to win a few more games, since they're still in playoff contention in the awful NFC South.

So do you want your team to win or lose Monday?
 
Oh man, look at Mariota putting on a clinic.

We need him in green next year, no if's, and's, or but's

He's the first piece we need to secure, if we want to end the drought.
 
Just a little football-eve hating... here are some things I view as more successful than the JEST:
- The French military in the 20th century
- The Titanic
- The Hindenburg
- 80s hair bands
- Gollum (when he lost his one ring, he at least appeared to be trying to get it back)
- The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. That's right, the winking pirates.
- Ishtar, the movie...
- Heaven's Gate, either the movie or the cult
- Both Not Dogs and Lentil Burgers
- When I saw/heard the cannons shot off in the Hunger Games, every time my first thought was "at least he's not the JEST."
- IHOP's Moon Over My Hammy breakfast as a new import to the Middle East
- The Edsel
- The Mustang II
- The Ford Pinto
- Takata airbags
- GM ignition switches
- Tylenol with the seal broken
- Anybody who gave money to a deposed Nigerian monarch in response to an email
- New Coke
- The creepy Burger King mascot
- Ayds diet candy
- Anybody's brilliant plan to start a land war in Asia

Just off the top of my head.
 
It's an old joke around the NFL that a tie is like kissing your sister. Only JEST fans feel the need to zero in on it by asking, "tongues?"
 
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