The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

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God's Favorite Color Is Green NIKON D5100 - YouTube

Just goes to show how horribly profane and blasphemous your team is.

 

[pherein]

God's Favorite Color Is Green NIKON D5100 - YouTube

And I mow it every Saturday, while the rainforest and trees are being cut down for drink umbrellas and coffee stirrers.... You better hurry and win something

God might like green, brown,blue and every other color, but God makes Saints
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHf9fjW8u-E

And this country is founded on Patriots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqTKEBJwo6o

Its god and country

,, and don't worry we would never put a bounty on either of your QB's, they do more damage to the Jets when playing.

 

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and don't worry we would never put a bounty on either of your QB's, they do more damage to the Jets when playing.

That is classic. :rocker::rocker::rocker:

I've mentioned this several times before but it bears repeating: my parrot sh!ts green and white. A few months ago he took a dump, looked at me and said, "Look! It's Antonio Cromartie!" We both laughed hysterically.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Jets Suck, The Next Generation

Let the Sanchize vs. Messiah watch begin!

 

[Joker]

man...gotta get me a parrot.....

 

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man...gotta get me a parrot.....

Very high-maintenance animals, but worth it if you have the time (lots of time for them) and patience. If you're serious about looking into it I can help so let me know.

 

[randomk1]

Very high-maintenance animals, but worth it if you have the time (lots of time for them) and patience. If you're serious about looking into it I can help so let me know.

A friend of mine had parrots...i felt like feeding them to the very annoyed looking cat after 10 minutes.


They might be smart as **** and all that but is it normal for them to make such a racket?

 

[randomk1]

God's Favorite Color Is Green NIKON D5100 - YouTube

What's his favorite team though? It sure as **** ain't the jets even with tebow doing his hail mary act on the sidelines.

 

[JoeSixPat]

After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

 

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A friend of mine had parrots...i felt like feeding them to the very annoyed looking cat after 10 minutes.

I wonder if your friend was annoyed enough to consider feeding you to the nearest dumpster.

They might be smart as **** and all that but is it normal for them to make such a racket?

Yes. They're programmed that way so they can communicate through dense jungle foliage.

I will add that the vast majority parrots worldwide believe the Jets suck.

 

[Joker]

I will add that the vast majority parrots worldwide believe the Jets suck.

proving once again that parrots are THE most intelligent birds on the planet...

 

[Rusty Coupe]

I will add that the vast majority parrots worldwide believe the Jets suck.

Found this on the clearance sale page, so it would appear that backyard birds agree.

New York Jets NFL Home and Away Hanging Hopper Bird Feeder

 

[Deus Irae]

Cimini seems to agree with my take on the QB situation for the Jets:

Mr. T's long-range plan is Sanchez. If he bombs, they'll all be looking for jobs.

Chat: Chat with Rich Cimini - SportsNation - ESPN New York

So, here's to Marky-Mark and the foot bunch taking the gas pipe again this season. :eat3:

 

[Joker]

very revealing interview...into the mindset of the Jet fan...they are desperate...they are banking on a whole slew of long shots coming to fruition yet they all "just feel it!!!!" that THIS is finally the "special" year.

SOJ disease...heart wrenching for those in the grips of this horrible malady....hilarious for those (just about anybody else) who are immune.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Cimini seems to agree with my take on the QB situation for the Jets:



Chat: Chat with Rich Cimini - SportsNation - ESPN New York

So, here's to Marky-Mark and the foot bunch taking the gas pipe again this season. :eat3:

He correctly points out that the Jets urinated away the ability to sign a needed FA starter with the Tebow cap hit plus payment to Denver and ex 2nd string QB, all affecting the cap. Love it.

 

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very revealing interview...into the mindset of the Jet fan...they are desperate...they are banking on a whole slew of long shots coming to fruition yet they all "just feel it!!!!" that THIS is finally the "special" year.

SOJ disease...heart wrenching for those in the grips of this horrible malady....hilarious for those (just about anybody else) who are immune.

I keep coming back to the conclusion that they are insane from wandering in the wilderness and fishing in the dark for 43 years. They have no sense of perspective. What's up might really be down, and what's down is likely sideways, but they can't be sure. Their sole voice of reason is a recovering alcoholic who turns 69 next month (Namath), and has been all but banished by the fans and organization because he speaks the truth. It boggles the mind to think of anyone voluntarily forking over thousands upon thousands of dollars to purchase a PSL and witness that perpetual train wreck in person. I think every single Green Beans season ticket holder should be thoroughly investigated and monitored as a potential threat to society at large.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Soj.....soj

 

[Joker]

I think every single Green Beans season ticket holder should be thoroughly investigated and monitored as a potential threat to society at large.

a devilishly fiendish idea....I can see the headline now'''

Jet Fans Grounded....Officials Seek Cause Of Deadly SOJ Outbreak

 

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I think every single Green Beans season ticket holder should be thoroughly investigated and monitored as a potential threat to society at large.

a devilishly fiendish idea....I can see the headline now'''

Jet Fans Grounded....Officials Seek Cause Of Deadly SOJ Outbreak

Quarantine. Fumigate. Detoxify. Therapize. Re-educate. Release. Monitor progress.

 

[Rob0729]

The one thing I think is really funny is that you read the Jets' boards and they think the Jets are going to revolutionize the NFL and that most teams are moving towards the option offense. They point towards Cam Newton and the incoming Andrew Luck and RG3 (and obviously Tebow last year). There are several things they are afraid to admit or too dumb to understand:

1.) Cam Newton, Luck, and RG3 are good to great passers who chose to run as a second option, not their primary option. Newton passed for over 4,000 yards. His running was successful because teams feared his passing.
2.) The two teams they point to (the Broncos and Panthers) did not have winning regular season records. The Panthers were 6-10 and the Broncos were 8-8.
3.) The Panthers aren't and the Colts and Redskins won't be platooning QBs like the Jets are. Newton, Luck, and RG3 will not be taken out of the game for 15-20 plays a gain. When Tebow goes in for Sanchez, teams know to watch for the run. When Sanchez is in, they don't care about him running the ball. Newton, Luck, and RG3 are threats to tuck the ball to run on any play.