I was in the market last week when I spotted some shrink wrapped ostrich meat. I despise that Liberty Mutual commercial so much I bought a couple of packs of this ostrich meat and grilled them up. Sucked...but the dog ate well. MY dream is Doug rolls up next to me in his car on a narrow mountain cliff roadway...when he opens his mouth I jerk the wheel hard to the right and run him right off the mountainside and down 5,000 feet to the jagged granite boulders below.As he plummets to his doom I'll yell out..I CAN'T SAVE YOU!
Unbalanced games. Too much offensive output and no defense to me is the worst (Rams vs. Chiefs 50 burgers), but all defense and no scoring is pretty boring, too. The recent Pats Rams SB was kind of that to me. For some reason I love the older SBs where score was somewhat low, though. So go figure.
To put it the opposite way, a game where teams are hovering around like 21 to 31 and close until the end are the best. Games that are all but decided by the half are also kinda boring.