NFL* response from a witchtrial:
What blathering nonsense! Your foolish scribe accuses Archduke Roger of cowardice? Ridiculous! His Grace goes where he pleases, and if he pleases to visit the Southeastern March for the championship contest of the National Football Subfiefdom, he shall do so, and those lowly peasants of the Borough of Fochse shall meekly fall in line. We are certain of this.
*cough* Bailiff, any response from the offer we have sent to the Archduke's body double? For him to...you know, make the trip to the championship?
What? Even after we offered to quadruple the hazard pay? What else does that money-grubbing mongrel desire? Good heavens.