Re-Nickname Mac Jones (Before he ever plays a down)

[Clonamery]

Kraft’s Macncheese

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

MacBook Pro

 

[Brotherblues]

Mac N Cheese or Snack Mac if he keeps the dad bod

Six Pack Mac if he doesn't

 

[Tunescribe]

Mactabulous Jones

Mactastic Jones

Jete Slayer Jones

 

[Nikolai]

Alabama Jones?

Or we could just make him full Scottish...

MacTouchdown
MacPass
MacPractice player of the week

 

[Uptown]

M-A-C East

 

[Hyped]

 

[Hyped]

If I worked in marketing for McDonnies'.....I'd have set up a "Free Big Mac For Every Mac TD" promotion in the New England region...like yesterday.

 

[borisman]

Hopefully, Mac-10..

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This! MAC-10 all the way. Was going to post a pic of one without saying a word before seeing this post.

 

[Uptown]

This! MAC-10 all the way. Was going to post a pic of one without saying a word before seeing this post.

Bingo. I actually posted exactly that for maybe 2 min, but felt this was more fitting.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

MJ

Big Mac McMahon after that draft strut

We no longer have an offense. We have a Mac-attack.

 

[RServant]

dA bOOgiEmAc!

 

[luuked]

How is McCorkle not an option ?

 

[DropKickFlutie]

How is McCorkle not an option ?

This is the answer. Keep him humble and also a little dorky. McCorkle is his nickname.



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[ctpatsfan77]

This is the answer. Keep him humble and also a little dorky. McCorkle is his nickname.

In case anyone was wondering. . . .

Why is Mac Jones called McCorkle? Explaining origins of Alabama QB's unique middle name | Sporting News

Explaining Mac Jones' middle name

www.sportingnews.com

 

[DarrylS]

Call him whatever you want as long as it is not "injury prone Jones" or "bust Jones"...

OTOH most of these guys don't have nicknames... so Mac Jones is fine with me.

 

[Pape]

MackieMcMacface

 

[PatsFanInVa]

“You mind if we call you Bruce, just to keep things straight?”

Cleese.

I guess since we're assuming (above) he's Scottish (not Aussie) we could call him THE Bruce. Total bank-shot of references, nearly opaque logic... perfect, except it would absolutely never catch on. Also, there are all these people under, say, 50, who would never get it. And most people of all ages.


edit: I linked to and got rid of the link to the Monty Python sketch. That didn't age well at all.

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

ROOKIE

 

[Triumph]

Macintosh - the apple does not fall far from the Bama QB tree.
Macho Man - Rolling into town showing off his biceps like those dbags.
Paper Mache - Starts the season on PUP
Mach Ten - Goes from zero turnovers to a dozen in a hurry.