Patriots 2015 Off-Seaon Free Agency Rumors

[PatsFanInVa]

I've been told that Kensil and Grigson have hatched a scheme to have Grigson anonymously call in a threat on the president and Kensil will attempt to set up BB and TB, getting them incarcerated and bringing the Pats down.

However, Jim Irsay will end up calling Bob Kravitz and blowing the story a day before any of it happens. Grigson will cry that the Pats are mean and beat him too many times. Chris Mortenson will report a day later that 11 of 12 Secret Service men thought BB/TB looked like they were up to something. Ron Borges will ask TB to look into the camera and apologize to Barack Obama. Anonymous sources will claim Robert Kraft was seen going into the bathroom for 90 seconds, the threat could have been him while he was in there, no one knows for sure.

Weeks later, Kelly Naqi will report the name of the team bus driver on Outside the Lines and CONFIRM he placed a suspicious phone call while alone in the bus alone. The next day, Adam Schefter will report the driver was ordering takeout for lunch.

Roger Goodell will hire Ted Wells to complete a fully independent investigation, even after the NSA has charged Mike Kensil and Ryan Grigson after tracing their cell phones. 9 months later, after Obama has already left office, Wells will report that he cannot confirm nor deny that Bill Belichick or Tom Brady did or did not threaten the president's life during their trip.

Whole team is flying in on gyrocopters...

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

@Patriots Gazette ‏@PatsGazette 29m29 minutes ago
NFL Rumors: Patriots’ QB Tom Brady Will Attend Voluntary Offseason Program http://bit.ly/1DsGtZk #Patriots (via @Musket_Fire)

 

[PatsFanInVa]

That one-finger-to-go poster would look so cool if they went ahead and put the ring on the thumb and left the middle finger ringless

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

WBRZ News ‏@WBRZ 26m26 minutes ago
#BREAKING - Sources say La'el Collins meeting with NFL coach tonight. http://www.wbrz.com/news/sources-la-el-collins-to-meet-with-nfl-tonight…

 

[VectorPrime]

It won't be us until/if he's cleared. Kraft won't allow it.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 6s6 seconds ago
Rex Ryan is having dinner with La’El Collins now, an unsanctioned meeting, as @DellengerAdv said. Tune in to @BrettBuffington for details

 

[Ross12]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 6s6 seconds ago
Rex Ryan is having dinner with La’El Collins now, an unsanctioned meeting, as @DellengerAdv said. Tune in to @BrettBuffington for details

I would like to see that dinner... Lol

 

[VectorPrime]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 6s6 seconds ago
Rex Ryan is having dinner with La’El Collins now, an unsanctioned meeting, as @DellengerAdv said. Tune in to @BrettBuffington for details

Stay classy Rex

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Stay classy Rex

Apparently not classy

Mike RodakVerified account‏@mikerodak
Rex Ryan was in the Baton Rouge area, called and asked if he could meet La'el Collins. Did not clear it through his agents.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

Brett Buffington @BrettBuffington · 6m6 minutes ago
Told #RexRyan #laelcollins are having a lobster appetizer Ruffino's Italian Restaurant serves to VIPs. @WBRZ

 

[Joey007]

Brett Buffington @BrettBuffington · 6m6 minutes ago
Told #RexRyan #laelcollins are having a lobster appetizer Ruffino's Italian Restaurant serves to VIPs. @WBRZ

So we needed a picture to prove this?

 

[Danger Zone]

I would like to see that dinner... Lol

 

[Ross12]

Brett Buffington @BrettBuffington · 6m6 minutes ago
Told #RexRyan #laelcollins are having a lobster appetizer Ruffino's Italian Restaurant serves to VIPs. @WBRZ

They have a special menu for Very Impotent Perverts? I can't think of any other "VIP" category that Rex Ryan would fall under.

 

[Soul_Survivor88]

So we needed a picture to prove this?

lol. Can't wait to see what the types of rule violations Rex Ryan commits tonight

 

[Peachhead]

I would like to see that dinner... Lol

Just as long as I don't have to pay the bill.

 

[patfanken]

I would love to think Rex Ryan broke dozens of rules and will be fined, etc. However, unfortunately it is my understanding that L Collins is a UFA as of this moment and ANY team had a right to draft him, and now any team has a right to sign him.

I hate to say it, but it seems to me like a smart move by Ryan and might just get him back the first round pick he had to give up to get his Watkins (a move I bet Ryan wouldn't have made). Ironically that was right about the spot Collins was supposed to go.

BOTTOM LINE: IF the kid turns out to have nothing to do with it, whomever ends up signing him will get a hell of a bargain. Unfortunately for the Pats, the Hernandez matter makes him an impossibility, even if the Pats had a need for him, or he could play OG. The PR madness would continue a nightmare that is finally starting to diminish. It wouldn't matter his innocence. Just another thing we have to thank Aaron for. , that F'ing sociopath

 

[Deus Irae]

Smart move by Ryan. Good to see that someone in the NFL has something that at least approximates a set of balls.