Patrick Chungisms

[Frezo]

Patrick Chung is so good that ESPN is changing its name to the Exclusive Chung Presentation Network.

 

[Liverpool_Patriot]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Patrick Chung.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Until Patrick Chung joined the Patriots, Foxboro was not in an earthquake zone.

 

[farn]

*Superman wears Patrick Chung PJs.

*There is no such thing as evolution - there are only some WRs Chung allows to survive.

 

[Liverpool_Patriot]

Patrick Chung frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[farn]

The expression "balls to the wall" was invented to describe Patrick Chung in any room smaller than an aircraft hangar.

 

[Liverpool_Patriot]

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Patrick Chung.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Accused of barbarism and savagery after 9/11 attacks and internet beheadings, an Al Qaeda spokesmen answered, "Patrick Chung."

The old saying is forewarned is forearmed. When playing Patrick Chung, it's the other way around.

Patrick Chung was thought to have possible character issues when he was clocked at 20 MPH above the speed limit -- until he pointed out he was on foot.

Philosophical question: Can Patrick Chung hit a guy so hard even Patrick Chung flinches?

 

[upstater1]

Everybody, everybody Pat Chung tonight!

 

[Liverpool_Patriot]

Patrick Chung does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Scouse dude, Chuck Norris re-cycles? Come on. It's in the rules.

(If not WELL DONE!)

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

What does the Boogey man do before he goes to bed? He checks the closet for Patrick Chung.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

See p. 5, KD

 

[Liverpool_Patriot]

Scouse dude, Chuck Norris re-cycles? Come on. It's in the rules.

(If not WELL DONE!)

u got me

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Heh 5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down

 

[efin98]

Heh 5 yard penalty, repeat 1st down

What, did Patrick Chung look at the offensive line again?


Patrick Chung's dreams are so scary that even Freddy Krueger won't enter them...

 

[DarrylS]

Patrick Chung lives his life vicariously through himself...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Q: What do you do when the ball is coming straight to you, Patrick Chung is behind you, and you're a star NFL receiver?
A: Drop it.

Q: What do you do when the ball is coming straight to you, Patrick Chung is behind you, and you're a star NFL receiver that's been through the SERE program?
A: Suffer

Q: What do you do when the ball is coming straight to you, Patrick Chung is right behind you, and you're a star NFL receiver that's been through the SERE program, and a masochist?
A: Enjoy it

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung lives his life vicariously through himself...

Incongruously hilarious!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

When Patrick Chung was born, he spanked the doctor.