Patrick Chungisms

[DarrylS]

At Superbowl XLIV the other team forfeited as they were all afraid of Patrick.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

From the New England Passover Haggadah:

1) Nile turning to Blood
2) Frogs
3) Locusts
4) Flies
5) Murrain
6) Boils
7) Hail
8) Locusts
9) Darkness
10) Death of the first-born
11) Patrick Chung

 

[DarrylS]

After being enshrined in Canton after his rookie season, the selection committee decided that no one else would be elected as no one could come close to being as great as Partrick.

 

[upstater1]

"After playing against Patrick Chung, TO gave a press conference to complain that the Bills were throwing the ball to him too much."
:ukflag:

 

[ALP]

"After playing against Patrick Chung, TO gave a press conference to complain that the Bills were throwing the ball to him too much."
:ukflag:

i think that one might just take the cake

 

[Mainefan]

After losing the Superbowl to the Patriots 41-0, Coach Wade Phillips of the Dallas Cowboys filed a protest with League President Roger Goodell, claiming that the Patriots were using 12 men on defense. Goodell dismissed the complaint, explaining that it only seemed that way, because Patrick Chung was playing in New England's defensive backfield.

In a related story, Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Isray and Miami Dolphins GM Bill Parcells said that they will join forces to petition the league's competition committee for a rules change, which would force the Patriots to play with only a single CB when Chung was at safety. New England coach Bill Belichick said that he hoped that a compromise could be struck, in which the Patriots would be allowed to use both cornerbacks, so long as each of them had serious groin injuries.

 

[RobAllan]

The Swine Flu has been purged from New England after it became afraid of being infected by Patrick Chung.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

the swine flu has been purged from new england after it became afraid of being infected by patrick chung.

this is the winner!!!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Declaring a winner would mean we've come to an end of way to exclaim and extol the greatness of Patrick Chung. I know you don't really believe that.

 

[farn]

In 1989, Magic Johnson claimed to have slept with over 2000 women.

20 years later, Patrick Chung calls that a slow Wednesday.

 

[Frezo]

Patrick Chung is so handsome that even Joan Rivers had an orgasm while watching the draft.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Declaring a winner would mean we've come to an end of way to exclaim and extol the greatness of Patrick Chung. I know you don't really believe that.

So what about:

"Women AND men want him, men AND women want to be him." (Well, this is New England )

Anyway, you don't compete over Patrick Chung, you wait your turn to pay him homage.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The competition committee just started testing for the performance enhancing substance Patrick Chung.

A woman in Mexico has just reported seeing an image of Patrick Chung on her tortilla. The Vatican has said it's not a true relic, since the true image of Patrick Chung cannot be captured.

Workers at the Patriots indoor practice facility were puzzled by what they thought was dew on the turf. In reality, Patrick Chung was doing up-downs, and the field cried.

Seven scouts were hospitalized at the NFL combine with neck injuries when Patrick Chung ran the three-cone drill.

They had to throw out Chung's first time for the three-cone. They asked him if he was on any substances and he said "Prozac."

The last time Patrick Chung was flagged for clotheslining the gamefilm was on an islamist extremist website.

Every NFL rookie has to learn where he fits on the food chain. Patrick Chung's the apex predator.

Kurt Warner was shocked to discover about 1,000 new religious NFL players, all on the offensive side of the ball. There are no atheists when you're playing Patrick Chung.

Two new shows were announced for the 2010 TV season: Law and Order, Patrick Chung's Victims Unit, and Boston Legal But It Shouldn't Be.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Pat beat up Eugene

 

[PatsFanInVa]

So what about:

"Women AND men want him, men AND women want to be him." (Well, this is New England )

Anyway, you don't compete over Patrick Chung, you wait your turn to pay him homage.

Both good points.

I would humbly submit, however, that on the field, women want to be with him, and men want to be women, so Patrick Chung won't hit them.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Pat beat up Eugene

And he doesn't mean Eugene Chung, or Eugene Wilson. He means Eugene, Oregon.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Now the Chung name is no longer in disgrace!

 

[Number 2]

Pat Chung : The leading cause of internal bleeding in 2009.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Now the Chung name is no longer in disgrace!

Team can always use another Paddy, eh?

 

[MetalBleachers]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Patrick Chung.
I don't want to play this game anymore.