Patrick Chungisms

[DarrylS]

Patrick Chung circumcised himself and then went to football practice.. all before 9:00 AM

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Patrick Chung is so good, Rodney Harrison asked for his autograph!!

 

[DarrylS]

At the 2010 Probowl Troy Pomalau and Ed Reed bowed as he entered the practice facility..

 

[DarrylS]

When describing Patrick Chung Tom Jackson was speechless...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Coincidence?

Okay that don't look that similar. But I'm certain he's part Klingon.

 

[Mike the Brit]

In Jamaica, when there's a thunderstorm, mothers tell their children that Patrick Chung is angry.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Patrick Chung plays in bare feet because there's no one fit to lace his boots.

 

[blackglass3]

Patrick Chung has watched 'The Ring' video 25 times, and that little b!tch STILL hasn't shown up at his house.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

There's a very good evolutionary reason all human beings are capable of fear. Patrick Chung.

Naturally, the above does not apply to Patrick Chung.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Patrick Chung has other ways of getting "The Ring."

 

[Mike the Brit]

Patrick Chung doesn't wear a helmet -- that's his head.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Ernie Adams asks Patrick Chung for advice.

 

[Frezo]

Patrick Chung hits so hard that TO applied for hazardous duty pay.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

They say that every time Patrick Chung hits someone an angel gets its wings!!

 

[Gwedd]

When T.O. got hit by Patrick Chung, ALL of his corn got popped..... :singing:

 

[TeamPats]

Patrick Chung put the laughter in manslaughter

 

[Gwedd]

When asked what he thought of the JETS, Patrick Chung said "They put the fun back in dysfunctional".....

 

[Mike the Brit]

Patrick Chung hits so hard that TO applied for hazardous duty pay.

After playing against Patrick Chung, TO gave a press conference to complain that the Bills were throwing the ball to him too much.

And a couple that aren't mine (but not Chuck Norris):

Two thirds of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Patrick Chung.

If you want to know how hard Patrick Chung hits, consider the fact that TO now has to clean his teeth with a toothbrush up his *ss.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Patrick Chung is the next Dalai Lama.

 

[DarrylS]

After single handedly winning XLIV Superbowl Patrick was automatically inducted into the hall of fame.