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Oy, all parts of Germans hate themselves: Bier, Hermann Hesse, Frankfurters, Franz Kafka, Heinrich Heine (such an ass), Hamburgers, Nietzsche, Immanuel Kant (couldn't), Karl Marx (he tried to look like Santa Claus so he could spread presents to all children - evenly), Sausage (the wurst), Sauerkraut/Sauerbraten (even the tasty food is made sour), the accordion, the Schuhplattler (see below)...I'm pretty sure self-hating German is the only way one can safely go. The other option... well, the less said the better