Re: Classy Jets fans respond to Bart Scott's threat
I am here because I wanted to see if Jets fans trolled this board as bad as Pats fans do on Gang Green. Seems not.
Mad? Hell no! I thought what Welker said was pretty funny. I find humor in all of the trash talk. What I can't stand is when Pat's fans act like they are above it all, when they clearly are not. Why not just admit it? It's football. It's a violent sport. There is going to be trash talk on and off the field.
We are above it all, and we are above you. Not only are we intellectually superior to you, but we also root for a team that is intellectually superior to yours.
I'm sure you will suffer plenty come Monday, and while you are trying to deal with your rage, please think about this thread.
We, as Pats fans, think that you are an insignificant piece of trash in our luxurious universe. We spend much of our days gloating about our team's victories and accomplishments. It's good to be king. The team is just like the fans. You both dream big, but your dreams are ultimately crushed by the realities of society. This will happen again on Sunday. You remind me of the protagonist in an existential novel, fighting an absurd cause against the unknown evils of the world.
We laugh at you. We mock you. We get fat on our Super Bowls are arrogant when little cowards such as yourself dare to think you can defeat us.
We will awaken at approximately 3:30 pm on Sunday, after a very long, deep sleep. The game is just another peg in our days. Pats will beat the Jets. Just like the sun rises and the moon revolves around the earth. Then, after watching our Patriots make fools of you little turds, we will all go onto our yachts, sipping wine and eating caviar. Although we are too good to actually waste our times thinking that much about you, at some point we will wonder how much you are crying, and we will all laugh heartily (and then drink more wine.)