OK, let's go over everything:
-ugly, insulting uniforms, check
-failed to run the ball more in opening drive, check
-stupid decision to try long FG, check
-key player off to locker room, check
-heat so distracting it makes me think of...
...check
We should allow the Jags to at least get an early lead, so all those folks have at least a little something to cheer about coming out in that heat
...We're on our way. It's all good