Kareem the Hunt(er)

[Joker]

so...has anyone figured out how this whole mess is "the white man's fault!". I mean, the entire situation is racially charged and in today's world, we all know there can only be ONE racist group to take the full brunt of the assorted outrage factions..the WHITE MAN.

 

[Joker]

Yup...see, the whitey was hiding and ,being a ventriloquist, he made it seem like that ho was swearing at poor innocent Kareem....all those vile insults cascading like a waterfall of KKK hoods, permeating the stale hotel lobby air confused poor Kareem and he justly defended himself against the brutal onslaught of the 19 year old girl never knowing it was WHITE MAN all along.

 

[Wheelman]

Yup...see, the whitey was hiding and ,being a ventriloquist, he made it seem like that ho was swearing at poor innocent Kareem....all those vile insults cascading like a waterfall of KKK hoods, permeating the stale hotel lobby air confused poor Kareem and he justly defended himself against the brutal onslaught of the 19 year old girl never knowing it was WHITE MAN all along.

You know if you posted this on chiefsplanet, I might have taken you seriously...

 

[TB_Helmet]

This thread is incredible. It’s got something for everyone! Good work everybody.

 

[Quest4SevenHomie]

This would make a great "Better Call Saul" episode. Bob Odenkirk is one hell of an underrated actor.

 

[Joker]

"I wouldn't call that brutalizes. Also he doesn't really kick her, more like a push with his foot."

yeah..it was just a little bit of assault and battery...nothing to it...can I go back to my brontosaurus ribs and mashed pertaters?

I heard callers from KC on the radio today minimizing this.

Face it..we about as fooked as we're gonna get in this country. Up is down, crime is good and laws are bad..and THIS time, socialism is gonna work!

I'm gonna move to Nome ,Alaska, open a pigloo and run a neon sign that says "All The Fish You Can Eat!". Pudgy Aleuts sporting blubber G strings and dancing to Abba's greatest hits will be my main draw.

Millions I tell ya...

 

[Joker]

after reading through this fantastical thread, I find I must put music to Kontra's "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"...ladies and germs, I give you the Dean of Cool...enjoy..

 

[supafly]

Bob Odenkirk is one hell of an underrated actor.

For sure.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Where was his fall guy?

Oh, that’s right he threw him into her and almost through a wall.

 

[supafly]

Where was his fall guy?

Oh, that’s right he threw him into her and almost through a wall.

Well, his guy did fall, so you can’t really blame him for screwing his job up.

 

[mikey m]

Brutalizes? Don't get me wrong, he's an idiot and it's a good thing the other guys mostly held him back, but seriously? People are actually demanding he gets kicked out of the league? His contacts with this woman were seriously nothing compared to what Joe Mixon's video showed of him swinging and connecting in what looked like an actual attempt to end that lady's life. 2-4 games sounds right

 

[Joker]

Cris Carter and NoselyMcBeakface will twist and contort this story into a Belichickian conspiracy theory by 10 a.m. Monday morning

 

[Wordsmyth]

I was just visiting Fox News' website, where they posted a strange story of A**** H******** "not trusting" BB. This story preceded KH's. I submit that the Omissioner* had his goons put it there as a distraction from the matter at hand. Because what other purpose would it serve?

 

[Joker]

I was just visiting Fox News' website, where they posted a strange story of A**** H******** "not trusting" BB. This story preceded KH's. I submit that the Omissioner* had his goons put it there as a distraction from the matter at hand. Because what other purpose would it serve?

I'm buying into your theory 100%...look, HE KNEW! This godyamed Cruddell HAS TO GO NOW! HE is the real scumbag here...

 

[Pessimistic Pete]

Props to the Chiefs for their immediate release.

 

[Snooky97]

Sounds like Kareem Hunt didn’t say the full truth to the chiefs...

Must say fair play to the chiefs for cutting him swiftly.

 

[Wheelman]

 

[TomPatriot]

A&M?

Nah.

 

[Drewwho]

First Ray Rice cover up attempt, then the Giants with Josh Brown, now the Chiefs with Hunt. All violent crimes against women....But 8% of air in 2 duckin footballs is national / worldwide headline news!

The NFL sucks!

 

[Captain Cliche]

I had a girlfriend once punching me in the face.
She was wearing mittens and it was laughable.
She was also pretty light.
I grabbed her by the collar and the crotch and sailed her off the deck and into a snowbank.
1st floor (I'm not a complete animal).
That cooled her off...literally.

Fun times.