JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[Ghost of Autumn]

Look, they're facetiming!

That gives us so much confidence!

For the sake of dolphins everywhere, and their privacy during intimate moments, I hope it takes much longer than 4/5 months to heal.

Coming soon in 2024.

'Dolphin fu*king healing adventures.'
'Expedite the healing process for only $667.00.'
'Mention Joe Namath, and you get a $1.00 discount'

 

[Patsfan1958]

Zach becoming a team leader? Yeah, that's going to end well.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Zach becoming a team leader? Yeah, that's going to end well.

Gotta love stuff like this. Zach Wilson is now an inspirational leader of men (cuz hez chang’d).

He still lacks every able conceivable skill to be a successful NFL quarterback.

 

[slam]

Look, they're facetiming!

That gives us so much confidence!

Better than the last time an ex-Packer Jets QB sent electronic communications to a fellow Jets employee.

 

[Bill Lee]

Better than the last time an ex-Packer Jets QB sent electronic communications to a fellow Jets employee.

True. They're both **** pics, but Punky is glad to get them!

 

[reflexblue]

Zach becoming a team leader? Yeah, that's going to end well.

Punky a team leader

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

“I saw sum big improvements out of Zach today and think hez turned the korner. Juss need the line to block better and better weaponz. Hez a leader no doubt and ARod is going to help him. I see big things coming. Hez gunna develop.”

 

[chasa]

zach wilson is legitimately terrible,

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

Oh boy...

Another doozy of a game.

Sure to build Punky's confidence.

 

[Delicate Genius]

Aaron Rodgers tore his other Achilles watching Zach Wilson today.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

Aaron Rodgers tore his other Achilles watching Zach Wilson today.

Slipped on the concrete at SeaWorld I'm told. Not sure why he was there.

 

[Koma]

I hope McCarthy told Saleh that his team played hard.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Some poster on JetsInsider calls Wilson Dutch Boy. Lmfaoooo

 

[Bill Lee]

The natives are already grouchy... Woody ain't gonna like tomorrow's back pages...

ARLINGTON, Texas — Meet the new Jets offense, same as the old Jets offense.​

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In their first game without Aaron Rodgers, the 2023 Jets looked a whole lot like the 2022 Jets. They struggled to move the ball, reached the end zone just once and leaned on a defense that battled but could not completely stop a potent Cowboys offense.​

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The end result was a 30-10 loss that was not even as close as that score indicates.​

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Despite the Jets pumping up Wilson all week, he played a lot like the quarterback Jets fans saw in the middle of last season as the Jets tried to play around him.​

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Wilson was 12 of 27 for 170 yards with a touchdown and three interceptions.​

Zach Wilson struggles as Jets get crushed by Cowboys in first game without Aaron Rodgers

Meet the new Jets offense, same as the old Jets offense.

nypost.com

No juice boxes for you, Punky!

 

[Guts]

You're weak Sauce Gardner.
When everyone sang you praises you were really loud on X

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

 

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[Patsfan1958]

 

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