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[IcyPatriot]

Jets File Restraining Order Against Colin Kaepernick

NEW YORK, NY — Following the season-ending Achilles tendon injury suffered by star quarterback Aaron Rodgers, the New York Jets have been forced to file for a restraining order against former NFL player Colin Kaepernick to protect the team from his unwanted advances.

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[Ghost of Autumn]

Another MS Paint masterpiece from yours truly.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete fans saying they found Ahole's appearance on McAfee inspirational, giving them chills.

I read it so you don't have to.

Rodgers on McAfee

Didn't rule out coming back for the playoffs, oh my. Said you never know, seems confident in his time line. Also this is a quote from the show. Aaron...

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[Bill Lee]

If you are anywhere near a Jete fan and you show them this, make sure you are wearing eye protection and there are tissues handy.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jete fans saying they found Ahole's appearance on McAfee inspirational, giving them chills.

I read it so you don't have to.

Rodgers on McAfee

Didn't rule out coming back for the playoffs, oh my. Said you never know, seems confident in his time line. Also this is a quote from the show. Aaron...

forums.theganggreen.com

Those Jete fans come across like desperate children.

 

[Ross12]

Another MS Paint masterpiece from yours truly.

Oh god, why are 4 out of 5 of the items in the final column either some form of defecation or sex?

 

[Ross12]

If you are anywhere near a Jete fan and you show them this, make sure you are wearing eye protection and there are tissues handy.

So he thinks he’s going to come back from a severed Achilles in less than 3 months at age 40? Okay bro, good luck. Just be gentle with the dolphin, please…

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

Oh god, why are 4 out of 5 of the items in the final column either some form of defecation or sex?

I have like a 6th graders sense of humor... but I had to put the sex one in there to match what Fraudgers said.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Jete fans saying they found Ahole's appearance on McAfee inspirational, giving them chills.

I read it so you don't have to.

Rodgers on McAfee

Didn't rule out coming back for the playoffs, oh my. Said you never know, seems confident in his time line. Also this is a quote from the show. Aaron...

forums.theganggreen.com

When you read the comments you realize they deserve all the pain.

 

[Tunescribe]

When you read the comments you realize they deserve all the pain.

They are a uniquely pathetic fan base, I've experienced this in person. Remarkably childish, the epitome of frontrunners, not very knowledgeable about the game overall. Jete fans truly suck. This is the type living in mother's basement.

 

[Bill Lee]

Just be gentle with the dolphin, please…

No, Aaron, that's not why dolphins squeal, put it down right now!

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

You can, but I call it 1-0 due to the Jete Incompetence in putting together that ****ty OL then writing up plays that have Ahole holding the ball a long time.

In the injury play, Ahole had completed his first two reads then was moving on to the third when he saw Floyd one step away from him after LT Brown blew a cut block.

Personally I think that's on the OL for blowing the cut block, a 38 year old guy da Jete put in the position of protecting the 40 year old Ahole's blind side.

I think one can also make the point that if da Jete understood how bad their OL was they would not have plays drawn up with three reads in them.

Broderick Jones might have helped if they didn’t swap 1st’s

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Tunescribe]

Seems he'll definitely try to come back.

For the money, if he can. Not because he gives a damn about the Jete.

Though there's no way to know for sure until he sees how his 40 year old body recovers.

Really? No way! How did you figure this out? Or are you guessing?

My guess, he'll be back and playing well.

Another guess! What is it based on? Fireman Ed's crystal ball?

In the meantime Zach needs to keep improving.

No, he needs to fail miserably as his mother squares off on social media with your fellow miscreants.

Beating Buffalo was a good step.

Bills fans are very frustrated with Josh Allen for that.

Now on to Dallas.

Hopefully for a richly deserved loss.

 

[captain stone]

My eyes started to water after having to look at McAfee's armpits...

 

[captain stone]

Is she, like, serious or something?

 

[captain stone]

I'm as open to unconventional healing approaches as anyone but this is just plain weird. AFAIC it's akin to voyeuristic bestiality.

A-a-ron's eye-balling the blowhole of the Top...

 

[captain stone]

If you are anywhere near a Jete fan and you show them this, make sure you are wearing eye protection and there are tissues handy.

Rich Cimini: Tool.

 

[Tunescribe]

Is she, like, serious or something?

I'd say either sarcasm or morbid curiosity.