JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS

[1960Pats]

Right, but there's still that ego that makes him think he's great and can overcome da Jete's organizational incompetence.

So far it's Jete Incompetence 1, Ahole 0.

My money is on it becoming 2-0.

We could call the injury a tie and make it 0-0-1.

After a bit of a closer look at Ahole it seems like he would have been a perfect fit with the Jets. He sucks.

 

[captain stone]

Two clowns right there.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sources: Aaron Rodgers has chosen local anesthesia and will be livecasting his Achilles surgery.

 

[Bill Lee]

AR looks older than 40 and it's possible he was already cooked. I'd put the % on his return at 0. He'll possibly get the Jets or some other team to pay him but he's not playing again.

He already has da Jete contractually obligated to pay him a lump sum of $38M early in the next league year, all he has to do is participate in standard recovery sessions (paid for by da Jete) that he's going to want to participate in regardless.

The only question I have now is who sucks more, AR or the Jets? From here it looks like a dead heat.

It will be interesting to see if somewhere in this long recovery process da Jete manage to do something to piss him off (which is not hard to do) and ruin their relationship.

 

[Bill Lee]

We could call the injury a tie and make it 0-0-1.

You can, but I call it 1-0 due to the Jete Incompetence in putting together that ****ty OL then writing up plays that have Ahole holding the ball a long time.

In the injury play, Ahole had completed his first two reads then was moving on to the third when he saw Floyd one step away from him after LT Brown blew a cut block.

Personally I think that's on the OL for blowing the cut block, a 38 year old guy da Jete put in the position of protecting the 40 year old Ahole's blind side.

I think one can also make the point that if da Jete understood how bad their OL was they would not have plays drawn up with three reads in them.

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Guts]

Cringe

 

[Bill Lee]

Great quotes from one of the greatest chokers in modern sports...

Note how he could have just said "I will be playing for NYJ as soon as possible", but did not.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Great quotes from one of the greatest chokers in modern sports...

Note how he could have just said "I will be playing for NYJ as soon as possible", but did not.

Quite a quote coming from a dude that like 95% of America was just either rooting for looking forward to watching.

February of 2011 was 12 years, 7 months ago.

 

[Koma]

With regard to Rodgers coming back, the Jets also need to factor in that Wilson enters the last year of his rookie deal next season. If he plays well (HA!), Wilson will be looking for an extension, but the Jets may want him to be a backup again in 2024. If he plays like a Jet, the the team will have to look for a new backup for Rodgers, while knowing that Rodgers will only be around for 1 or 2 more years.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Resilient Aaron Rodgers Vows To Return More Detached From Reality Than Ever

NEW YORK—In the wake of an Achilles tear that ended the quarterback’s first season with the New York Jets, a resilient Aaron Rodgers vowed Friday to return more detached from reality than ever. “I’m deeply humbled by all the support from the Jets faithful that I’ve received, and it’s my promise...

www.theonion.com

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Patsfan1958]

The sounds of Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle mating is healing to the body? Whatever floats your boat....

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Apparently his quote about proving people wrong was in response to whether he could return this season. Lol…dude must be chewing through his stockpile of Ivermectin supply at a rapid rate.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

“I still have a bunch of other deteriorated tendons, ligaments, and bones just waiting to blow out. All you doubters are going to be eating your words next season when you see which injury demolishes my career by week three at the latest.”

Jets' Aaron Rodgers to his doubters: 'Watch what I do'

Aaron Rodgers, in his first public comments since suffering an Achilles injury, vowed to prove his doubters wrong Friday in an interview on "The Pat McAfee Show."

www.espn.com

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm as open to unconventional healing approaches as anyone but this is just plain weird. AFAIC it's akin to voyeuristic bestiality.

 

[Ghost of Autumn]

I'm as open to unconventional healing approaches as anyone but this is just plain weird. AFAIC it's akin to voyeuristic bestiality.

I'm convinced that Fraudgers is getting his medical advice from one of those online "first letter first name, month you were born, first letter last name" generators.

 

[Ross12]

That's the kind of **** he does during his "darkness retreat"....?

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Tunescribe]

Thanks for posting these, Icy. If you download larger versions of things like this it would be helpful.