JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

These imbeciles can’t even make a meme joke correctly. He is standing at a Hertz rental car location for ****s sake…

It only works for Boston sports.

 

[Tunescribe]

These imbeciles can’t even make a meme joke correctly. He is standing at a Hertz rental car location for ****s sake…

It really is a stupidly failed attempt at humor. Meanwhile, the Jete continue collecting talent vs. building a team.

Also, consider the problems Cook, Rodgers and McMilfson have had with women. Cook brutalizes them, Rodgers can't have a relationship lasting more than a month and Punky can't get it up for anyone under 40. Something to keep an eye on as the season unfolds.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

These imbeciles can’t even make a meme joke correctly. He is standing at a Hertz rental car location for ****s sake…

Its all the fumes emanating from the sludge hole that is New Jersey, it'd be like feeding your child mercury and lead every morning with breakfast... We have to be more empathetic to Jete fans, they're disabled

 

[Joker]

yeah...empathy eh? eat green turds and die...how's that for empathy....

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

To be fair, the Jets fans should be excited because they have a new QB and there’s a lot of hype. I’m sure they’re going to make some noise now that they have Favre Sanchez Geno Hackenburg Darnold Flacco Wilson Rodgers.

 

[Tunescribe]

To be fair, the Jets fans should be excited because they have a new QB and there’s a lot of hype. I’m sure they’re going to make some noise now that they have Favre Sanchez Geno Flacco Wilson Rodgers.

You left out that other Jete QB savior, third-overall pick Sam Darnold (a/k/a Damn Darnit).

 

[Joker]

"your stupid punk "savior" buried his head in his O lineman's ass crack, fumbled and watched the Patriots scoop and score, and go on to get horrified and humiliated to the point of disappearing from the league...THIS is your greatest Jete claim to fame. YOU SUCK. STFU for eternity"----the millions of NFL fans across the league. EOS

 

[TommyD4207]

To be fair, the Jets fans should be excited because they have a new QB and there’s a lot of hype. I’m sure they’re going to make some noise now that they have Favre Sanchez Geno Flacco Wilson Rodgers.

Distinct lack of Christian Hackenburg on this list.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

You left out that other Jete QB savior, third-overall pick Sam Darnold (a/k/a Damn Darnit).

Distinct lack of Christian Hackenburg on this list.

Hard to keep track of every Jets mega bust QB from the 2010s.

 

[Tunescribe]

"your stupid punk "savior" buried his head in his O lineman's ass crack, fumbled and watched the Patriots scoop and score, and go on to get horrified and humiliated to the point of disappearing from the league...THIS is your greatest Jete claim to fame. YOU SUCK. STFU for eternity"----the millions of NFL fans across the league. EOS

 

[Bill Lee]

It only works for Boston sports.

The sign in the background says 'Hertz Boston' not 'Hertz Newark' so da Jete fan are unintentionally suggesting Cook will be signing for NE not NJ.

 

[Brotherblues]

Don't have a link (tweet has been deleted) but Dalvin Cook's trainer said Cook was talking trash about the Jete after visiting their practice. Heard on the McAfee show.

 

[slash83]

 

[BTTA]

What does this guy do with his hat?! Its only 13 years old. I could wear one for 100 years and not have it wear out at the top like that. There's some kind of Jets fan ritual going on here that probably should stay in the shadows.

 

[Tunescribe]

What does this guy do with his hat?! Its only 13 years old. I could wear one for 100 years and not have it wear out at the top like that. There's some kind of Jets fan ritual going on here that probably should stay in the shadows.

I wondered the same thing. You'd think he would take better care of it, especially since he got it autographed. I heard dogs hate Jete fans (going back to Michael Vick), maybe that's what happened.

 

[PATS16N0]

I can’t wait to see the Jets fail this year.

 

[Wax Frog]

Do morticians do hat repair?

 

[Patsfan1958]

Jets defensive coordinator mocks Patriots' ‘Do Your Job' mantra

 

[Bill Lee]

Jets defensive coordinator mocks Patriots' ‘Do Your Job' mantra

Apparently the Jete idiot coach lacks the mental aptitude to understand what 'Do Your Job' means, and in particular why it's a mistake to try to do more than just 'your job'.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jets defensive coordinator mocks Patriots' ‘Do Your Job' mantra

Man, that first episode was a snooze fest. And Bim Saleh Bim's moronic story about the eagle with the crow on its back climbing to altitude so the crow would suffocate is ridiculous. Did it occur to these idiots that eagles breathe oxygen too? Or that the eagle would be doing double the work carrying a large passenger? Of course not.

At least we found out pretty quick why the Jete won't win a championship this season: they're just too stupid, beginning at the top.