JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

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LOL, yes, they are FINISHED all right.

Actually it's a message to Woody that he and Dumbass would like to FINISH their contracts, but I wouldn't bet on it.

I gotta say, those slogan T-shirts are a game-changer. I like how they streamlined the message for 2023. "All Gas No Brakes" obviously didn't work, might've been too much to process. Either that or it resulted in too many traffic stops.

 

[Koma]

Must mean "FINISH" cleaning out your lockers.

What kind of colossal moron hands out slogan t-shirts for next season right after the final game of this season? Players are going to come and go in the offseason. Where and when do the new guys get their "Finish" shirts? Do the guys who were on IR this year get shirts? What do the departed players do with theirs? This is something a head coach hands out at the first team meeting during training camp in July. Doing it now is pointless and futile, just like the Jets entire existence. What's Saleh going to say 6 months from now? "Okay, who remembers what was on the t-shirt you got in January? <silence> Okay, who here still has that shirt? Come on, guys, show of hands."

The Jets have always been dumb, but I think they're getting dumber. Rex Ryan wouldn't have wasted time with something frivolous like this.

 

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What kind of colossal moron hands out slogan t-shirts for next season right after the final game of this season? Players are going to come and go in the offseason. Where and when do the new guys get their "Finish" shirts? Do the guys who were on IR this year get shirts? What do the departed players do with theirs? This is something a head coach hands out at the first team meeting during training camp in July. Doing it now is pointless and futile, just like the Jets entire existence. What's Saleh going to say 6 months from now? "Okay, who remembers what was on the t-shirt you got in January? <silence> Okay, who here still has that shirt? Come on, guys, show of hands."

The Jets have always been dumb, but I think they're getting dumber. Rex Ryan wouldn't have wasted time with something frivolous like this.

I'm sure Flacco -- who probably played the last game of his career, without scoring a touchdown -- will cherish his "Finish" T-shirt.

Here's another article on this great motivational brainstorm:

Finish or finished? Jets' Robert Saleh gifts strange shirts to players

New York Jets head coach Robert Saleh was trying to motivate his team with a new shirt for next season, but the internet believes Saleh missed a couple of letters.

www.nbcsports.com

A few other T-shirt ideas Bim might have considered:

 

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[Joker]

 

[archstanton543]

ALL GAS!

 

[Bill Lee]

ALL FART NO POOP!

 

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ALL FART NO POOP!

I can see how this relates to "finishing." The Jete are a constipated or anal-retentive organization, perhaps?

 

[captain stone]

LOL, yes, they are FINISHED all right.

That’s the first thing I thought of…

Someone less lazy that I am should photo-shop an “ed” at the end of it.

 

[Bill Lee]

That’s the first thing I thought of…

Someone less lazy that I am should photo-shop an “ed” at the end of it.

Even better, FINISHED LAST!

 

[Bill Lee]

I can see how this relates to "finishing." The Jete are a constipated or anal-retentive organization, perhaps?

So many medical issues: constipation (since they're full of sh!t), hemorrhoids (since they're all a bunch of bloody azzholes), impotence (since they're all a bunch of limp d!cks), and senility (starting from Woody on down). They should be put out of our misery.

 

[Mike the Brit]

They should be put out of our misery.

Winner!

 

[Bill Lee]

Looks like the jete have a selected a fall guy.

 

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Looks like the jete have a selected a fall guy.

Of course! Punky's struggles were all because of THAT guy. ("Mutually parting ways" my ass.)

Actually, this could be a good sign that (A) McMilfson will be back next season and (B) Jimmy G likely won't be signing with Jersey. Hopefully, the quarterback room will comprise Caucasian, Punky and Third String Nobody.

 

[Patsfan1958]

Zach will make it Hell for him.

 

[Bill Lee]

Derek Carr gonna get PAID!

 

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[FortressX]

This one tiny paragraph shows how pathetic JETE have been

Brissett has started 48 games with four different teams in the past seven seasons, so he has experience in lots of different systems and environments. Even though he lost 30 of those games, his career quarterback rating is 84.4, which is better than the Jets leading passer has had in 13 of the last 15 seasons.

What will Jets do at quarterback in 2023? Breaking down the options

The Jets, who been held back by substandard quarterback play for such a long time, are once again searching for that elusive franchise quarterback.

www.yahoo.com

 

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This one tiny paragraph shows how pathetic JETE have been

What will Jets do at quarterback in 2023? Breaking down the options

The Jets, who been held back by substandard quarterback play for such a long time, are once again searching for that elusive franchise quarterback.

www.yahoo.com

I really don't see ANY good QB free-agent options for the Jete. Jackson doesn't fit their system, Brissett is a JAG, Garoppolo isn't durable enough for that shaky OL plus LaFleur is gone as OC so the 49ers offensive connection is no longer. Seeing Aaron Rodgers in a Jete uniform would be hilarious, his diva act would go into overdrive with that clown show. Mayfield vs. Punky would be a circus. My vote goes to Carr by default, a sure prescription for postseason failure if they're lucky enough to get that far. If the Jete had any balls (which they don't), they'd throw their support behind Caucasian, who must be pissed as hell that a possible FA signing is publicly supported by Woody.

 

[Bill Lee]

SOFJ, they really appeal to the top talent around the league, LOL!