JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[Joker]

They fired Mike Lesewer as OC? Hey maybe they can get Norton to take his place...

 

[patfanken]

I really don't see ANY good QB free-agent options for the Jete. Jackson doesn't fit their system, Brissett is a JAG, Garoppolo isn't durable enough for that shaky OL plus LaFleur is gone as OC so the 49ers offensive connection is no longer. Seeing Aaron Rodgers in a Jete uniform would be hilarious, his diva act would go into overdrive with that clown show. Mayfield vs. Punky would be a circus. My vote goes to Carr by default, a sure prescription for postseason failure if they're lucky enough to get that far. If the Jete had any balls (which they don't), they'd throw their support behind Caucasian, who must be pissed as hell that a possible FA signing is publicly supported by Woody.

There are two ways for the Jets to go at this point.

1. Use part of their significant draft capital to sign Lamar Jackson. This is the kind of splash the Jets DESPERATELY need to actually become relevant in the AFC. I don't know about their cap space, but it will take AT LEAST 5 years for $200M fully guaranteed to do it, That is a perfect kind of deal for Woody.. And as far as his "system", whomever the Jets OC turns out to be, he will be smart enough to adjust.

If THAT happens the Jets WILL be a scary team, especially with that defense, BUT it will take Jackson to have that perfect healthy year like he had the year he won the MVP, and if Jackson himself adjusts his game and become more of an effective thrower than runner.

2. Jimmy G. He's capable. He's experienced. He'd be page 6 fodder. He wouldn't cost much (relatively) But he'd also have to have a perfect season of health, which hasn't happened so far.

3 D. Carr. Another guy who CAN be capable with the right group around him. It will probably end up being him, but he WILL be their 3rd choice

 

[fourhour]

But do the 3 mentioned above want to get stuck on the Jete?

 

[Bill Lee]

But do the 3 mentioned above want to get stuck on the Jete?

Jimmy G and Derek Carr don't have the mobility to survive behind the currents Jete O line, they'd get squished like a bug.

Lamar will not be let go by the Ravens, they'll franchise him, again. At this point it's all about ego, and Stevie Biscuits is all about the ego, and to him $45M is pocket change since he's worth $4B-$6B depending on who you ask.

 

[fourhour]

Jimmy G and Derek Carr don't have the mobility to survive behind the currents Jete O line, they'd get squished like a bug.

Lamar will not be let go by the Ravens, they'll franchise him, again. At this point it's all about ego, and Stevie Biscuits is all about the ego, and to him $45M is pocket change since he's worth $4B-$6B depending on who you ask.

My comment was in regards to if those 3 want to go to the Jete.

 

[captain stone]

SOFJ, they really appeal to the top talent around the league, LOL!

He's betting on an iffy Tua regaining his form with no short-term effects over the QB situations in both DC & Exit 16W... Can't blame him either.

 

[Zuma]

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson's Teammates Respect Him

Zach Wilson completely lost the locker room as a new report says his teammates openly cheered when he got benched

www.totalprosports.com

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson’s Teammates Respect Him​

 

[Tunescribe]

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson's Teammates Respect Him

Zach Wilson completely lost the locker room as a new report says his teammates openly cheered when he got benched

www.totalprosports.com

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson’s Teammates Respect Him​

 

[Joker]

who cares about this wingnut mutt...I want to see mommy's ta-ta's jiggling on the sideline...she could give me a "zach" attack and use those yambos to rub me back to consciousness...

and remember..in the famous words of super moron JetFan1..."OG J-E-T-E!!!"

 

[TheRainMaker]

Nobody to blame but the Jets front office. Be sure to keep my receipt Coach Saleh.

 

[Koma]

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson's Teammates Respect Him

Zach Wilson completely lost the locker room as a new report says his teammates openly cheered when he got benched

www.totalprosports.com

Report From Jets Insider Reveals Just How Little Zach Wilson’s Teammates Respect Him​

Seems like a pretty big mistake by the coaches or players to make Wilson a team captain.

 

[Tunescribe]

This is setting up well: "sagacious old pro"/big bro Aaron laying his wisdom on Punky. Problem is, Rodgers has never lived in the real world either.

Aaron Rodgers’ advice for Zach Wilson amid Jets trade rumors: Lean ‘into humility’

Aaron Rodgers has some advice for Zach Wilson after the second-year Jets quarterback was benched en route to missing the playoffs.

nypost.com

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Bill Lee]

I said, "Hey Punky, take a walk on the wild side!". And the colored girls went do da do da do dah, do da do da do dah...

 

[Steve102]

You guys are posting Aaron Rodgers in this thread too?

 

[Tunescribe]

You guys are posting Aaron Rodgers in this thread too?

 

[Steve102]

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[Patsfan1958]

 

[Tunescribe]

Good. He's a known quantity Mayo and SB can begin preparing for this afternoon.

 

[Patsfan1958]