JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[captain stone]

Hack-itt's gonna be a clown show there... Unfortunately I do like their hire of Keith Carter as OLC; as of right now I wish he were our own OLC.

 

[Bill Lee]

What shyte. Every d!ckhead Jete fan has "gotten into names". Mr. Clean is a dope!

 

[Tunescribe]

What shyte. Every d!ckhead Jete fan has "gotten into names". Mr. Clean is a dope!

Punky and Caucasian are veteran quarterbacks, you'd think they would feel slighted by this "search."

Meanwhile ...

The Jets Willingly Take On A Nathaniel Hackett Problem | Defector

Why? Why is this man back in our lives so soon?

defector.com

Jets hire Nathaniel Hackett as OC, sending Aaron Rodgers rumors into overload

The New York Jets have hired Nathaniel Hackett as their next offensive coordinator. Due to his ties to Aaron Rodgers while in Green Bay, speculation surrounding a possible trade of the quarterback to New York have begun

www.yardbarker.com

 

[Bill Lee]

The Jets Willingly Take On A Nathaniel Hackett Problem | Defector

Why? Why is this man back in our lives so soon?

defector.com

Those JETE, so cunning!



So he sucks at football, and he sucks at politics, and he operates at Bim's level...

In other words, he's the ideal guy for the JETE!

Let's start the over-under on how long this guy lasts with da JETE.

He'll be fired this time next year, right?

My advice to the Hack-meister: rent, don't buy!

 

[Patsfan1958]

He's going to be there a LONG time!

 

[slam]

There’s a world in which the Jets stumble early next year, Saleh gets fired and Hackett becomes interim coach. Delay of games all around!

 

[captain stone]

What shyte. Every d!ckhead Jete fan has "gotten into names". Mr. Clean is a dope!

Punky and Caucasian are veteran quarterbacks, you'd think they would feel slighted by this "search."

Meanwhile ...

The Jets Willingly Take On A Nathaniel Hackett Problem | Defector

Why? Why is this man back in our lives so soon?

defector.com

Jets hire Nathaniel Hackett as OC, sending Aaron Rodgers rumors into overload

The New York Jets have hired Nathaniel Hackett as their next offensive coordinator. Due to his ties to Aaron Rodgers while in Green Bay, speculation surrounding a possible trade of the quarterback to New York have begun

www.yardbarker.com

Hack-itt couldn't lure A-a-ron to Denver last year; what in the world makes the Jete believe that he would be able to lure him to Exit-16W this year?

 

[Tunescribe]

Hack-itt couldn't lure A-a-ron to Denver last year; what in the world makes the Jete believe that he would be able to lure him to Exit-16W this year?

Who the hell knows. Apparently Woody wants to spend the money for another splashy acquisition since Punky has gone belly-up. Maybe the money is enough for Aaron.

 

[Joker]

The Punkmeister...Punkylicious....Punk DeMunklian...Punxsutawney Zach....the Punky Parade...,nonstop laughter for the foreseeable future

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Tunescribe]

Detailed article reassuring everyone that the Jete hiring of Hackett for OC was a terrible choice (aside from Denver finishing dead last in team offense this season):

The Jets hiring of Nathaniel Hackett was puzzling and should not lead to a trade for Aaron Rodgers

Dear Lord, here we go again

www.ganggreennation.com

 

[Joker]

"My Jete are so putrid they made me hackett up a lung..."

 

[reflexblue]

In the end this will end up like every other situation where Gang Green is involve so they'll have to hackett off

 

[slam]

Thread title on JetNation forums:

Last year it was "All gas, no brake". What should it be this year?​

My answer: "Learn how to drive"

 

[Koma]

Thread title on JetNation forums:

Last year it was "All gas, no brake". What should it be this year?​

My answer: "Learn how to drive"

"You thought we were embarrassing before..."

 

[Bill Lee]

Breer suggests good ol' Woody Johnson will deliver St. Aahole Rogers to the "deserving" fans of NJ:

The Jets didn’t hire offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett to get Aaron Rodgers. But I can tell you, unequivocally, that Robert Saleh and the team’s decision-makers were very aware of the implication hiring the former Broncos coach would bring—and they aren’t shying from it. I think the reason for that is someone pretty high up in the organization won’t shy away from it—if and when the time comes.​

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And do you know who remembers that the Jets were 5–2 at the end of October and 7–4 on Dec. 1?​

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Woody Johnson, that’s who. And the Jets’ co-owner has, in the past, acted aggressively when he felt like his team was close. After a 10–6 uptick in 2015, he held on to an aging core for an extra year, and doggedly stayed after Ryan Fitzpatrick to return in ’16. In ’07, he had a burgeoning young core, and a coach he needed to pass judgment on, and pushed GM Mike Tannenbaum to go get Brett Favre—the ’08 Jets, by the way, were 8–3 when Favre got hurt.​

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This circumstance isn’t wholly unlike those. The Jets have a strong core of players that, with some injury luck this season, might have made the playoffs. They’ll have to make a decision on Saleh. And now, they have a close friend of Rodgers as their new offensive coordinator.​

Source: NFL championship takeaways: 49ers’ QB situation, Aaron Rodgers and the Jets, more - Sports Illustrated

I love it! Jump right in, Woody! Show us who's the boss!

 

[Guts]

 

[Bill Lee]

He does have a point: Purdy with a torn UCL is right at the same level as Milfson, Caucasian and the corpse of Fluko are, none of them can do anything more than hand off the ball.

 

[Guts]

He does have a point: Purdy with a torn UCL is right at the same level as Milfson, Caucasian and the corpse of Fluko are, none of them can do anything more than hand off the ball.

They do have some nice pieces offensively unfortunately. Luckily they can't get QB right lol

 

[Bill Lee]

They do have some nice pieces offensively unfortunately. Luckily they can't get QB right lol

It's worse than that: they can't get the owner right.