Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[IcyPatriot]

The #Jets will unveil their new uniforms on April 4th.
Owner Christopher Johnson: "They’re pretty bad U asses"

Fixed it

 

[Tunescribe]

That quote seems to be missing a comma.

Jete fan reacting to a sneak preview of the team's new uniform:

 

[Joker]

heh...new Rat uni....looks like a freakin' grasshopper

 

[LJRomanoff]

heh...new Rat uni....looks like a freakin' grasshopper

That's their Color Rush uniform.

 

[Tunescribe]

That's their Color Rush uniform.

Jete mascot Stanky says ...

 

[Bill Lee]

It's bad. It's ass.





To me, they look like good unis for a hair stylist soccer team.

 

[Tunescribe]

It's bad. It's ass.





To me, they look like good unis for a hair stylist soccer team.

From a short distance they could be confused with the Eagles. Hey, isn't that a Boeing 737 Max on the helmet? Uh-oh ...

 

[Bill Lee]

From a short distance they could be confused with the Eagles. Hey, isn't that a Boeing 737 Max on the helmet? Uh-oh ...

I bet no one in da Jete organization will pick up on how bad a time it is to glorify Jets right now.
Instead they'll release a helmet with two airplanes crashed head on to each other.
The vapidness of da Jete organization knows no bounds.

 

[IcyPatriot]

heh...new Rat uni....looks like a freakin' grasshopper

A green bean with racing stripes.

 

[TommyD4207]

It's bad. It's ass.





To me, they look like good unis for a hair stylist soccer team.

A CFL team would not be caught dead in those.

 

[Raymond]

I like to call them "Former Patriots"

 

[IcyPatriot]

Newest Jete lineman in new uniform.

 

[IcyPatriot]

This Jete is clearly not happy with the new uniform.

 

[Tunescribe]

Here's the cover of the upcoming annual Jete cheerleader calendar:

 

[JetFan79]

Here's the cover of the upcoming annual Jete cheerleader calendar:

You mean The Flight Crew. And those are some seriously "smart" girls.

 

[Tunescribe]

You mean The Flight Crew. And those are some seriously "smart" girls.

Look, it's YOUR team's calendar. If you have a gripe, take it up with them.

 

[Joker]

Looks like the "Flight Crew" is grounded....maybe they couldn't find a green C-130

 

[Bill Lee]

Looks like the "Flight Crew" is grounded....maybe they couldn't find a green C-130

The green C-130 couldn't lift that much, and the green C-5 wasn't available.

 

[maust]

 

[Joker]

Rat fan races to get in line at Gate D for the TaTa Unveiling and Toe Cheese Tasting Jamboree..