Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by Tunescribe, Mar 10, 2019.
that is why we call you a supermoron...
Got this in an e-mail today from the Jete. It makes no sense. Shouldn't it be welcoming them to New Jersey? Did they fly these players to New York to butter them up before driving to Jersey for the obvious letdown? Anyway, good to see Catanzaro back with the Jete, he sucks.
Delusional Jete fans still celebrating their off season victory probably shouldn't read this article from SI:
Big-spending teams in NFL free agency often regret it
Describes da Jete to a tee, no?
Every time we hear a moron Jete fan talk about how much cap space they have, we should realize it is an admission that da Jete haven't drafted or recruited any players worth resigning.
When you sign a free agent, you're paying more than the team that had him the previous season is willing to pay.
When you're a bad team signing a free agent, you pay even more because you can't offer the prospect of a championship.
Da Jete Suck and they're doing the same thing over and over again.
50 years of no championships should tell them something.
A photo below of Maccromagnon's Jete business plan. He keeps it on his desk and reviews it daily.
Great business model. Kind of like South Parks Washington redskins spoof. Cash in sell out and bro up
I got a phone call today and the ID said New York.
Ended after 1 ring so assumed it wasnt important
It's weird, but on the random occasion I get a call from New Jersey my phone smells bad a few seconds afterward.
Good lord, that is stupid. Not only stupid, but poorly done. A Jete fanboy fantasy adapted to a fantasy film -- about as close to reality as you'll ever get.
Here you go:
It's gonna be legendary...
I especially like the 3:20 mark, Adams flattening Gronk.
Whooooaaaaa....what a free agent haul you guys got there! I’m almost tempted to bet the over if it’s 4.5 wins. Almost.
Last I checked it was 6 wins.
Thank you very much.
You're acting like the dink you are with all this off-season smack talk. Tell us something: what's the over/under on how many games your Blockhead Boy Blunder misses this coming season? Will he have another convenient "foot injury" when his confidence goes AWOL again?
Well there's LEGENDARY...
And then there's Jete legendary...
Only endgame for you Jete inbreds is ****ing your sisters and eventual end of life at old age because no Jete are winning a SB. Probably ever again.
I am convinced the off season is the Jete fan's meth.
That's some serious hype. 84 views. Wow.
Before you get jetefan all excited that the fanbase is twice the size anyone thought it was, we should point out at least half those views were probably from Pats fans laughing their butts off.
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