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  1. PatsWSB47

    PatsWSB47 Pro Bowl Player

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    6 wins:eek: Well it's no wonder you're so ecstatic!
     
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  2. PatsWSB47

    PatsWSB47 Pro Bowl Player

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    It's a hat and tshirt event for them
     
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  3. IcyPatriot

    IcyPatriot Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    IT'S OFFICIAL - JETE WIN THE OFFSEASON !!! :p:p:p

     
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  4. Bill Lee

    Bill Lee What, me worry? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    $117M in fully guaranteed contracts => two or more years of fully guaranteed sucking!
     
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  5. StockingAnarchyNumber12

    StockingAnarchyNumber12 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Its time to play, Jeteopardy.

    The category is:

    Things that suck
    200
    400
    600
    800
    1000

    Tuney: Uhm. I'll take Things that suck for 200 Alex!
    Alex Trebek: This professional sports team is known for being losers year after year, smells.
    Tuney: What is, the Jete?
    Alex Trebek: Correct.
     
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  6. luuked

    luuked Pro Bowl Player

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    Six days later and we are in the 200+ range. I wonder if most of their illiterate fans just were not able to find it because it says Jets instead of Jete
     
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  7. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Good point. Someone once said the team originally was named "Jets" because their fans couldn't spell airplane. Then he/she was reminded that the name drew from fey Broadway musical West Side Story. Even still they can't get it right, buttfumbling from Jest to Jete, etc.

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  8. Joker

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    man, it amazes me every single day just how much this shytstink franchise sucks...someone should invent a green vacuum cleaner in honor of the Jete suckage...
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  9. ctpatsfan77

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    That quote seems to be missing a comma.

     
  10. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Long live Christopher Johnson. There’s someone in the world dumber than his brother Woody.
     
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  11. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Holy mother effing sh1t ****. I thought they’d screw up this offseason in epic fashion, but this is like the Mona Lisa banging a Cubist Picasso masterpiece and producing a love child when it comes to financial mismanagement. This sh1t pile of players is what you get for all this guaranteed cash:

    LB C.J. Mosley
    RB Le’Veon Bell
    OG Kelechi Osemele
    DE Henry Anderson
    WR Jamison Crowder
    CB Darryl Roberts
    DT Steve McLendon
    K Chandler Catanzaro
    CB Brian Poole
    WR Josh Bellamy
    OT Brent Qvale
     
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  12. Koma

    Koma In the Starting Line-Up

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    Typical Jets...They should be doing this 3 days earlier. There’s no reason to do it on a random Thursday when there’s a Monday of note available.
     
  13. Clonamery

    Clonamery PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Quantity, not quality. “It’s badass.”
     
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    All this, and Adam "Crazy Eyes" Gaze in charge of trying to make a team out of this steaming pile of malcontents and rejects, and Gregg Williams ready in waiting to stab him in the back at the chosen time, with lame duck GM Macca ready for ritual sacrifice makes for a masterpiece in management mismanagement!
    I'd go with "It's bad, it's ass!"...
     
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  15. reflexblue

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    [​IMG][/QUOTE]


    you can add this to the list

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    Cause the whole orginazation and fans need one.

    Although some fans need the giant economy size
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  16. maust1013

    maust1013 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    It's not just jete fans that are delusional. Jete CEO Christopher Johnson on Anthony Barr coming to his senses and running screaming from the dumpster fire that is the Jete:

    “We want people on our team who want to be New York Jets, not everybody wants to be in New York.”

    LMFAO, the only thing that gets any player to hold his nose and sign a jete contract is beaucoup bucks, no one wants to be a jete.

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  18. LJRomanoff

    LJRomanoff Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Formatted correctly:

    "They're pretty bad." - Ass.
     
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  19. TommyD4207

    TommyD4207 In the Starting Line-Up

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  20. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    No Christopher, you idiot, not everyone wants to be in NEW JERSEY. Being with the Jete on top of that adds injury to the insult -- the ol' double whammy. (Come to think of it, few things could be worse than getting injured in New Jersey as a member of the Jete ... Maybe fighting traffic to get home after it happens while breathing the area's noxious air?)
     

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