Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tunescribe]

Blockhead Blunder Boy, a/k/a Dam Darnit, modeling the new Jete helmet.

 

[Zuma]

New promo shots including team name and slogans ...

 

[Tunescribe]

Link:

Coming to you live. This should be a hoot.

 

[JetFan79]

Link:

Coming to you live. This should be a hoot.

Don't watch. It was brutal.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Link:

Coming to you live. This should be a hoot.

A green spooge fest

 

[Tunescribe]

Don't watch. It was brutal.

I'm watching it now -- pure bush league contrived B.S. How dare they cop a scene from Pulp Fiction. "Gotham green" ... "stealth black" ... "spotlight white." And they've been working on this FIVE FREAKING YEARS?!

 

[reflexblue]

Don't watch. It was brutal.

Sounds like the average sunday watching the jete...brutal

 

[PatsFanInVa]

So, black and white and green.

Jesus you guys.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Look, it's been like 60 years. West Side Story is over. Can't you guys be the New York Hamiltons or something?

 

[LJRomanoff]

That's some Jets level grammar.

 

[Tunescribe]

New promo shots including team name and slogans ...

Good work Zuma. Can you photoshop a version of the new logo that says New Jersey Jete?

 

[Joker]

just thinking about these green goons makes me ill these days...ugh

 

[Tunescribe]

just thinking about these green goons makes me ill these days...ugh

The new uniforms don't look half as good as the last two versions. But there's only so much you can do with green and white -- the same colors as my bird's crap. In fact, his big morning dump resembles a Jete player run over by a semi.

 

[TomPatriot]

The new uniforms don't look half as good as the last two versions. But there's only so much you can do with green and white -- the same colors as my bird's crap. In fact, his big morning dump resembles a Jete player run over by a semi.

Oh, crap. Why would you insult your bird? He/she did nothing to you!

 

[Tunescribe]

Oh, crap. Why would you insult your bird? He/she did nothing to you!

HE is a he. To the contrary, it has become a running joke between us. He'll drop one and say for instance, "Look! It's Robby Anderson!" Then we both laugh. It never gets old.

 

[PatsWSB47]

The first thing that entered my mind after seeing those uniforms was Linda Blair turning her head 360 and puking green. The second thing that happened was me turning my head 360 and puking green.

 

[Tunescribe]

The first thing that entered my mind after seeing those uniforms was Linda Blair turning her head 360 and puking green. The second thing that happened was me turning my head 360 and puking green.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Hamiltons

Act 1
[Merle Harmon]
How does a Frankenstein's monster, cross between Cape Fear
And Bear Bryant's, idea of a QB, peak in his fourth year,
Sheer guts and sheerer pantyhose? Anyone who knows him
Knows no self-respecting Football god could have chose him

[Terry Bradshaw]
The two-bit false messiah without a sire
Never got a lot higher never worked like he don't tire
By showin' up on fire
By walkin' the sideline with desire
'Til he was droolin on the shoulder of Suzy Colber (That's dire!)

[Lamar Hunt]
And every day their fans would say "T-I-T-S TITANS"
I said "Wismer change the name, it's 1960 and I'm frightened"
But just off hand, I cannot stand to see this BS -
The mothers ain't ready to spell J-E-T-S

(more later maybe...)

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Hamiltons

Act 1
[Merle Harmon]
How does a Frankenstein's monster, cross between Cape Fear
And Bear Bryant's, idea of a QB, peak in his fourth year,
Sheer guts and sheerer pantyhose? Anyone who knows him
Knows no self-respecting Football god could have chose him

[Terry Bradshaw]
The two-bit false messiah without a sire
Never got a lot higher never worked like he don't tire
By showin' up on fire
By walkin' the sideline with desire
'Til he was droolin on the shoulder of Suzy Colber (That's dire!)

[Lamar Hunt]
And every day their fans would say "T-I-T-S TITANS"
I said "Wismer change the name, it's 1960 and I'm frightened"
But just off hand, I cannot stand to see this BS -
The mothers ain't ready to spell J-E-T-S

(more later maybe...)

And while we're at it, Joe, let me share some free advice
Talk less
Smile more
Don't let them know that you're a drunk and love your whores

 

[PatsFanInVa]

And while we're at it, Joe, let me share some free advice
Talk less
Smile more
Don't let them know that you're a drunk and love your whores

You sayyyyyyy
The price of that QB is more than you be willing to pay
You cryyy
In your beer which you hurl when you fear an inferior guy
Why so sad?
Remember you made an arrangement and got Pennington
Sam can't be that bad,
Remember, despite your derangement, there's games that he's won...
You'll be back, number one,
Sad to say, I mean draft order, son
You'll be back, picking first
In a year or two you'll root for being worse
The Patriots rise, Lombardis fall,
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
Your coaching staff will break another quarterback
to remind you of their love!

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