Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tunescribe]

Good question.

It was a Jeopardy answer. It addresses "The New Jersey Jete."

 

[maust]

What's the airplane equivalent of the Ford Pinto?

It would have to be this...

...since clean jete touchdowns are so hard to come by, you'd either have to have a death wish or be some kind of stupid to chance flying in that thing

On a related note, it's kind of fitting that the Pats have their own luxury wide body AirKraft and the jete have a cut rate carrier putting a temporary paint job on one of their short range narrow body planes to help them feel better. That's just so...jete

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

They're also bi-curious, as JeteTwink79 recently confessed. Which makes sense since they can't get dates with women.

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Where did you find this picture? You’ve posted it a few times and it never gets less funny.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Congrats, you signed the “explosive” Steelers backup running back who literally has not had a run of over 30 yards since the(but five fumbles during the same time.)

What kind of bargain did Woody’s brother get on this washed up has been?

 

[Tunescribe]

Where did you find this picture? You’ve posted it a few times and it never gets less funny.

It's from this:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

It's from this:

Lol...I had no idea about this!!! Hilarious.

 

[Tunescribe]

Lol...I had no idea about this!!! Hilarious.

I like it where the guy says, "You've got issues son!"

 

[Zuma]

Announcing when current or former Jete are not arrested. It's Jete Pride...

Former Jets safety Antonio Allen was not arrested

 

[TheRainMaker]

What do Jets fans think of their new uniforms? That bending Jets logo and tiny football on their helmet is killer. Lol.

Nike has f**ked up every uniform they’ve designed but I put more blame on the teams that signed off on these. The Jags and now the Browns will have redesigned their uniforms within the last few years.

 

[Tunescribe]

What do Jets fans think of their new uniforms? That bending Jets logo and tiny football on their helmet is killer. Lol.

This would've been better:

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

This would've been better:

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You didn’t see the black hole photo from today?

Black Hole Picture Revealed for the First Time

 

[maust]

You didn’t see the black hole photo from today?

Black Hole Picture Revealed for the First Time

Looks like MetLife during a Jete game to me

 

[Mike the Brit]

We know that the J-E-T-E have been trying to go toe-to-toe with the Patriots for many years but they have always fallen a few feet short.

But with the new coach comes a new vision:



Where will it end? Where it began, of course: The JETS suck.

 

[JetFan79]

We know that the J-E-T-E have been trying to go toe-to-toe with the Patriots for many years but they have always fallen a few feet short.

But with the new coach comes a new vision:

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Where will it end? Where it began, of course: The JETS suck.

Always?

 

[Mike the Brit]

New look -- Same Old J-E-T-E.

 

[Tunescribe]

Always?

 

[TommyD4207]

Always?

For the last 50+ years, anyway, yes.

 

[JetFan79]

For the last 50+ years, anyway, yes.

 

[Tunescribe]

Belongs in the same category as unicorns, thousand-year floods, depression-causing stock market crashes and a Jete fan getting laid without paying for it.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Even teams that suck win a few games (usually four or five).