Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

You sayyyyyyy
The price of that QB is more than you be willing to pay
You cryyy
In your beer which you hurl when you fear an inferior guy
Why so sad?
Remember you made an arrangement and got Pennington
Sam can't be that bad,
Remember, despite your derangement, there's games that he's won...
You'll be back, number one,
Said to say, I mean draft order, son
You'll be back, picking first
In a year or two you'll root for being worse
The Patriots rise, Lombardis fall,
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
Your coaching staff will break another quarterback
to remind you of their love!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…

This one is from year 2000

—-

They say,
Bill Belichick's resigning as HC of the NYJ and stepping away
Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something an assistant could do
I'm perplexed. Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so who's next?
There's nobody else on their staff who looms quite as large

[whispers]

[Spoken]
Herm Edwards?

I know him
That can't be
That's that little guy who played in Philly all those years ago
What was it '85?
That poor man they're going to eat him alive

The Patriots rise, this clown team will fall
Next to Belichick they all look small

All alone watch them run
They will tear each other in to pieces ************ this will be fun

Da da da da da
Da da da da daye da
Da da da da daye da
[laughs]

[Spoken]
Coach Herm Edwards,
Good luck!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This one is from year 2000

—-

They say,
Bill Belichick's resigning as HC of the NYJ and stepping away
Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something an assistant could do
I'm perplexed. Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so who's next?
There's nobody else on their staff who looms quite as large

[whispers]

[Spoken]
Herm Edwards?

I know him
That can't be
That's that little guy who played in Philly all those years ago
What was it '85?
That poor man they're going to eat him alive

The Patriots rise, this clown team will fall
Next to Belichick they all look small

All alone watch them run
They will tear each other in to pieces ************ this will be fun

Da da da da da
Da da da da daye da
Da da da da daye da
[laughs]

[Spoken]
Coach Herm Edwards,
Good luck!

Then it's settled, the NY Hams

 

[PatsFanInVa]

H-A-S-M HAMS HAMS HAMS

 

[TommyD4207]

I'm watching it now -- pure bush league contrived B.S. How dare they cop a scene from Pulp Fiction. "Gotham green" ... "stealth black" ... "spotlight white." And they've been working on this FIVE FREAKING YEARS?!

Just a reminder, this is a team that plays in the largest TV Market in the entire country.

And they brought out their Saskatchewan Rough Riders uniforms, in an event that most closely resembles Signing Day. You know, the day where the high school kid puts a college hat on.

Also, JB Smoove is the biggest celebrity Jets Fan? That..sounds about right.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

They say they call it "spotlight white" on Broadway
They say there's always magic in the air...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Just a reminder, this is a team that plays in the largest TV Market in the entire country.

And they brought out their Saskatchewan Rough Riders uniforms, in an event that most closely resembles Signing Day. You know, the day where the high school kid puts a college hat on.

Also, JB Smoove is the biggest celebrity Jets Fan? That..sounds about right.

The biggest celebrity jets fan is goddell!

The man pimps out his wife to woody Johnson. Totally sick!

 

[JetFan79]

 

[IcyPatriot]

They should call the cops for robbery.

 

[maust]

Take Flight, lol. 'Flight' being a relative term...

...from team to team

 

[JetFan79]

Take Flight, lol. 'Flight' being a relative term...

...from team to team

Kraft should get one of the new 737s.

 

[Tunescribe]

Kraft should get one of the new 737s.

Here you go:

 

[1960Pats]

Take flight? The Jete are the Boeing 737 max of the NYFL.

 

[IcyPatriot]

How many saviors have we seen going to the Jete?
I think the average jete fan is into bdsm & bestiality too boot.

 

[maust]

Kraft should get one of the new 737s.

Typical of a jete fan to show a callous regard for the lives lost in the 737 crashes as well as maintaining small narrow body expectations. It takes a wide body to carry a real team and all those Lombardis.

 

[Tunescribe]

How many saviors have we seen going to the Jete?
I think the average jete fan is into bdsm & bestiality too boot.

They're also bi-curious, as JeteTwink79 recently confessed. Which makes sense since they can't get dates with women.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

How many saviors have we seen going to the Jete?
I think the average jete fan is into bdsm & bestiality too boot.

And given the state of their beloved franchise, necrophilia.

But that's all beating a dead horse.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

How many saviors have we seen going to the Jete?
I think the average jete fan is into bdsm & bestiality too boot.

And by the way I gave you a "like" just for the epic setup!

 

[TommyD4207]

Take flight? The Jete are the Boeing 737 max of the NYFL.

What's the airplane equivalent of the Ford Pinto?

 

[1960Pats]

What's the airplane equivalent of the Ford Pinto?

Good question.