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[maust]

they could be owned by bildo Dumbfukk and they STILL wouldn't get it...

Hmmm, pretty sure he's a Billdos season ticketholder.
Come to think of it that would be just perfect for the Jete, being owned by a ST of a division rival.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The JEST set a new franchise high water mark for sucking: they've now gone FIVE straight games without a takeaway!

Looks like Todd Bowles...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Let's take a look at the week in review:

Mahomes, Goff Showcase the Future of the NFL in Greatest MNF Game Ever

Deshaun Watson dazzles in Texans MNF blowout of Titans

Two starts, two wins: Should Lamar Jackson remain the Ravens' quarterback?

Baker Mayfield is so good right now Browns fans are naming babies after him

Ramsey: 'Trash' QB Allen 'did enough' to win

Jets rookie Sam Darnold got stuck in the snow with other New Jersey drivers | Boston.com

 

[PatsFan2]

Let's take a look at the week in review:

Mahomes, Goff Showcase the Future of the NFL in Greatest MNF Game Ever

Deshaun Watson dazzles in Texans MNF blowout of Titans

Two starts, two wins: Should Lamar Jackson remain the Ravens' quarterback?

Baker Mayfield is so good right now Browns fans are naming babies after him

Ramsey: 'Trash' QB Allen 'did enough' to win

Jets rookie Sam Darnold got stuck in the snow with other New Jersey drivers | Boston.com

Ramsey is right about Josh Allen though: he's Brock Osweiler reincarnated or trash. I think I remember some around here hoping we would Draft him. Josh Allen has long way to go to be even average.

 

[skspikex2]

I’ laugh.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Ramsey is right about Josh Allen though: he's Brock Osweiler reincarnated or trash. I think I remember some around here hoping we would Draft him. Josh Allen has long way to go to be even average.

There are some QBs where I just don't get why teams draft them. Their accuracy is terrible in college and numerous scouts say there is no chance of improvement there. Sure, there's the dual threat QBs who can also run, but then there are these "big arm, pocket" guys who are throwing way, way below par for completion percentage but get a top 10 nod. I'm thinking of Josh Allen and Jake Locker types. And then there's a guy taken in the second round who was literally one of the most inaccurate QBs ever, so of course the Jete picked him in round 2.

 

[maust]

So there was this Jersey guy on the Super Duty Forum, Seems he put a 'Darnold 14' bumper sticker on his truck...now he can't seem to get in gear.

 

[Joker]

I put Darnit on a Star Trek transporter pad and beamed him down to Planet Greenmoron...he materialized as------------>

 

[Tunescribe]

Tonight on Patriots All Access, BB was reviewing big plays from Sunday's game and remarked about the team celebrating Gronk's long touchdown catch: "Everyone's happy when we score against the Jets!"

No mention of Jete stank.

 

[maust]

Tonight on Patriots All Access, BB was reviewing big plays from Sunday's game and remarked about the team celebrating Gronk's long touchdown catch: "Everyone's happy when we score against the Jets!"

No mention of Jete stank.

Of course there was no mention of it, Jete stank is a highly painful and personal thing for The Hooded One. The greatest coach in the history of history paid his excruciating dues. Bound in miserable servitude to The One Who Previously Would Not Be Named, he descended unto the hell that is the Jete and suffered through three torturous seasons awash in Jete stank before casting off the shackles of suckitude thereby rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the football dead to begin his preordained journey toward the summit of football Olympus and the assumption of his rightfully earned place in the pantheon of football immortals.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Caption this:



There's nothing like having nine home games, is there?

 

[Tunescribe]

Caption this:



There's nothing like having nine home games, is there?

He should've chosen No. 50 for that jersey, not 17.

 

[maust]

He should've chosen No. 50 for that jersey, not 17.

Unless this was available:

?

 

[zoostation]

Jets rookie Sam Darnold got stuck in the snow with other New Jersey drivers | Boston.com

Interesting quote: “I think the idea of going up against [Tom Brady] and the Patriots and those guys, it’s a cool thing, especially with me growing up in the era where they’ve really controlled the whole NFL for the most part,” Darnold said. “So it’d be really cool to get our azz's kicked by them once again this weekend.”

 

[JetFan79]

Hold on... wtf is this?

Cordarrelle Patterson fined $13,369 for grabbing Jets player's crotch



I only watched a few minutes of last week's game (sort of senseless to watch when Sam isn't playing), so I didn't see this.

You NE guys are weird man.

Lol did reporters ask him why he felt the need to grab a guy's junk? Or is that just commonplace up in NE?

 

[Tony2046]

Hold on... wtf is this?

Cordarrelle Patterson fined $13,369 for grabbing Jets player's crotch



I only watched a few minutes of last week's game (sort of senseless to watch when Sam isn't playing), so I didn't see this.

You NE guys are weird man.

Lol did reporters ask him why he felt the need to grab a guy's junk? Or is that just commonplace up in NE?

So you just asked us if the reporters asked him why and posted a link with the answer? That's weird man.

Apparently you approve of having someone putting their junk in your face. That's weird man.

You didn't watch your own Jete play last week? You didn't want to see the "young guys develop"? That's weird man.

 

[JetFan79]

So you just asked us if the reporters asked him why and posted a link with the answer? That's weird man.

Apparently you approve of having someone putting their junk in your face. That's weird man.

You didn't watch your own Jete play last week? You didn't want to see the "young guys develop"? That's weird man.

Ha, ya seem a lil defensive there tony.

It's cool man. To each their own.

 

[maust]

I only watched a few minutes of last week's game (sort of senseless to watch when Sam isn't playing), so I didn't see this.

You NE guys are weird man.

You didn't watch your own Jete play last week? You didn't want to see the "young guys develop"? That's weird man.

Apparently JF79 has already given up on any of the other young guys developing into anything other than a steaming pile of Jete stank.

 

[Tony2046]

Ha, ya seem a lil defensive there tony.

It's cool man. To each their own.

So what do you do when some dude puts his junk in your face?? Swallow?

 

[JetFan79]

So what do you do when some dude puts his junk in your face?? Swallow?

Can't say it has ever happened, but you think grabbing it is the appropriate response? Lol oh boy.