Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

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Same ex-Jete called out on Page 1 of this thread for pleasuring himself in his car...

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Damn criminal Jete! They're getting worse than the Bengals.

 

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Jamal Adams, Trumaine Johnson think Jets secondary can be “something special”

Stupid rookie and free agent Jete think they can be special this year. How the jete could they not know the Jete have been quite 'special' for the past 50 years

 

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Jamal Adams, Trumaine Johnson think Jets secondary can be “something special”

Stupid rookie and free agent Jete think they can be special this year. How the jete could they not know the Jete have been quite 'special' for the past 50 years

Heh, they're "special" all right -- as in, special needs.

 

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Heh, they're "special" all right -- as in, special needs.

 

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Please, please, please, may the Pats take Hackenburg in for a camp body, get his throwing mechanics straightened out, have him play well in preseason game 4, get cut, to be picked up by the Vikings because they have a flu bug go through their team just before playing the Jets this year, and have Hack do a rescue start to lead the team over the Jete at the Meadowlands. Then settle in to have a nice career as an NFL backup.

Can you imagine how much fun we'd have with that?

 

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Jamal Adams, Trumaine Johnson think Jets secondary can be “something special”

Stupid rookie and free agent Jete think they can be special this year. How the jete could they not know the Jete have been quite 'special' for the past 50 years

Heh, they're "special" all right -- as in, special needs.

The Jete actually are special to Fraudger, their ex-employee. He gives them special dispensation for tampering and other rules.

But they still suck.

 

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Take heart Jete fans your latest offseason savior has been anointed. The Jete RB coach has discovered he has the new LaDainian Tomlinson on the roster. No word yet on whether or not the new Jerry Rice is there too.

Jets may have an unlikely star running back on the roster

 

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Take heart Jete fans your latest offseason savior has been anointed. The Jete RB coach has discovered he has the new LaDainian Tomlinson on the roster. No word yet on whether or not the new Jerry Rice is there too.

Jets may have an unlikely star running back on the roster

The operative word is "unlikely." Stupid criminal Jete and their outlandish pipe dreams.

 

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The operative word is "unlikely." Stupid criminal Jete and their outlandish pipe dreams.

Give them another month or so and Darnit will be the new Brady. Strange that a Jete roster that's always comprised of summer HoFers spends their Januarys playing golf

 

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What's the over/under for when the A Star Is Born headline is used?

 

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Movie night with the Jete! But why "Ant Man"?

Link: Jets Host 5th Annual Movie Night Featuring Marvel’s ANT-MAN

 

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Jets have limited public practices this year

Probably for the best, doing a public service preventing child abuse by limiting exposure

 

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Movie night with the Jete! But why "Ant Man"?

Probably a matter of familiarity since It's about something small & humorous, you know, like their win total.

 

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Probably a matter of familiarity since It's about something small & humorous, you know, like their win total.

Their brains and gonads would qualify as well.

I heard this guy will have a booth at the event:

 

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Their brains and gonads would qualify as well.

I heard this guy will have a booth at the event:

He must be a Giants guy, if he were a Jete fan he'd be paying to get them kicked

 

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He must be a Giants guy, if he were a Jete fan he'd be paying to get them kicked

Interesting point. But I'm pretty sure he's a Jete fan warming up for the 2018 season. He'll use the $20 donations to buy tickets so he can experience the real thing come September.

 

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Movie night with the Jete! But why "Ant Man"?

Link: Jets Host 5th Annual Movie Night Featuring Marvel’s ANT-MAN

Another difference between the Patriots Way and the Jete Way:
The Pats are usually shown films that are fact-based, from which inspiration is drawn;
The Jete are shown films that are comic book-based, from which chuckles are drawn.

 

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Another difference between the Patriots Way and the Jete Way:
The Pats are usually shown films that are fact-based, from which inspiration is drawn;
The Jete are shown films that are comic book-based, from which chuckles are drawn.

If the Jete had any integrity and were true to themselves, they'd host a Three Stooges marathon.

 

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If the Jete had any integrity and were true to themselves, they'd host a Three Stooges marathon.

Well they do run a Fifty Three Stooges marathon from September through January and while there isn't much integrity involved it has certainly been true to who they've been for the last 50 years.

 

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Well they do run a Fifty Three Stooges marathon from September through January and while there isn't much integrity involved it has certainly been true to who they've been for the last 50 years.

Little-known fact: The Three Stooges still were performing professionally the last time the Jete won a championship.