Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

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Proving the Jete love getting kicked in their tiny little gonads...
Jets pay tribute to retired cornerback Darrelle Revis

After reading this, is there any wonder why the Jete haven't won a championship of any kind in 50 years? From the article: "The Jets also will remember Revis because he aggressively handled his business interests, especially as to the Jets. He held out as a rookie, he held out entering his fourth season, and he leveraged his only career Super Bowl win (with the Patriots) into a reunion contract with the Jets that paid him plenty of money, including $6 million to not play for the Jets in 2017."

That's moronic management right there. Rumor has it this guy is in line for GM after Mike Cromagnon is fired:

 

[long distance]

Jetes signing the biggest 1-day contract in NFL history ..

 

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Jetes signing the biggest 1-day contract in NFL history ..

How much are they paying him to retire with the Jete? Think he might hold out the day of the press conference? I'd love for him to show up an hour late.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

How much are they paying him to retire with the Jete? Think he might hold out the day of the press conference? I'd love for him to show up an hour late.

...an hour late and wearing his SB ring!

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Yes, yes, yes...of course,..the Jetes suck...the 50 year thing adds a wonderful new twist to this pathetic story...

The unfortunate thing is that Sam Darnold might well be a prime NFL QB, but will have to wait until his incarceration in the Meadowlands ends...hopefully they won't mess him up enough to destroy his career...but of course just enough for a few more 11 or 12 "L" seasons. If they wise up and get a real HC after this season...that might be a problem...but, no worries, remember: "IT'S THE JETS!"

 

[Bill Lee]

Another day, another Jete busted...

New York Jets Football: Former Alabama WR ArDarius Stewart facing two-game suspension

 

[BTTA]

Jetes signing the biggest 1-day contract in NFL history ..

Top 3 Jets are Revis, Martin, and Maynard. I'd put Namath just barely in the top 10.

NYC metrics for such things, of course, have more to do with publicity, personality, and performance in games that had nothing to do with NFL championships. In that case, Namath gets in the top 5.

 

[Joker]

Namath! (curse their luck for that deal with the devil...eternity in a flaming shyt pit for you Green Bean Fan)

 

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Namath! (curse their luck for that deal with the devil...eternity in a flaming shyt pit for you Green Bean Fan)

At some point fairly soon, first-hand accounts of Namath's exploits will fade to the point of plausible deniability he truly existed. Sad young Jete fans will grow up questioning whether their team ever had a genuine QB.

 

[JetFan79]

At some point fairly soon, first-hand accounts of Namath's exploits will fade to the point of plausible deniability he truly existed. Sad young Jete fans will grow up questioning whether their team ever had a genuine QB.

Good thing Darold is here now.

 

[maust]

Good thing Darold is here now.

Nothing better exemplifies a jeten Jete fan than professing excitement about the latest greatest savior who after 50 years wandering the wilderness is finally going to lead them to the promised land...then not getting his name right. Who the hell is Darold?

 

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Good thing Darold is here now.

Why?

 

[Tony2046]

Good thing Darold is here now.

 

[oceansizer]

Darnold, a rookie QB against Belichick? Sounds promising.

 

[Bill Lee]

Is New York Jets starting quarterback job an open competition?

When you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback...

Da Jete top that, they have three!

 

[1960Pats]

Nothing better exemplifies a jeten Jete fan than professing excitement about the latest greatest savior who after 50 years wandering the wilderness is finally going to lead them to the promised land...then not getting his name right. Who the hell is Darold?

Larry and Darold's brother?

 

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BREAKING NEWS:

SAM DARN-IT! IS HOLDING OUT, WILL NOT REPORT TO CAMP!

Link: Sam Darnold not expected to report to NY Jets camp, per report

Has he been talking to Revis? I TOLD YOU he didn't want to be with the Jete!

 

[maust]

Larry and Darold's brother?

That's Larry & Darold's other brother Darold. Which is fitting since it doesn't get much other than the stinkin' Jete.

 

[maust]

BREAKING NEWS:

SAM DARN-IT! IS HOLDING OUT, WILL NOT REPORT TO CAMP!

Link: Sam Darnold not expected to report to NY Jets camp, per report

Has he been talking to Revis? I TOLD YOU he didn't want to be with the Jete!

Considering the look on his face when they drafted him this should come as no surprise. Hard to forget that headed for the gallows grimace but just in case anyone has here is just how thrilled Ol' d%#*!@t Darold was after being selected by the Jete...

 

[captain stone]

That's moronic management right there. Rumor has it this guy is in line for GM after Mike Cromagnon is fired:

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Comparing the General Manager of the New York Jets, one of only 32 such positions in the entire country, to Larry Fine of the 3 Stooges is an insult...to Mr Fine.