Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[maust]

Little-known fact: The Three Stooges still were performing professionally the last time the Jete won a championship.

Pretty sure they were performing in the Colts backfield that day

 

[JetFan79]

Darnold > Brady

Darnold Has Already Defeated Tom Brady

 

[Tunescribe]

Darnold > Brady

Darnold Has Already Defeated Tom Brady

Your mom wants you to put the laptop down and come to dinner:

 

[maust]

Darnold > Brady

There's a sucker born every minute, except in Jete land where there's one born every 10 seconds. Sanchize jerseys outsold Brady jerseys in '09 too. 10 years later those Brady jerseys are still being proudly worn, meanwhile even Rexy's old lady's tattoo has had a jersey change. Jete fans, the cretins of the NFL. They even break the fall of Boys and Raiders fans

 

[Joker]

This 79 guy has brain damage

 

[1960Pats]

If the Jete had any integrity and were true to themselves, they'd host a Three Stooges marathon.

The Keystone Cops would also be a good choice.

 

[1960Pats]

Darnold > Brady

Darnold Has Already Defeated Tom Brady

Since I had some time this morning I decided to look around Jeteville a little. It was interesting.

They're talking about a bus trip to Detroit for a Jete game, including game tickets and tailgating. No price was listed but it would have to be close to $20 for that package.

Sorry to be the one to inform the Jete fans, but ****'s is not the perfect name for TB12's sports store. Everyone knows that it's Champions.

It was great seeing Jete fans looking forward to a trip by bus to Detroit. I think one of the poor souls actually called it fun.

The best part of the trip would have to be the "Historic Jete DVD's" they get to watch on the bus. That's what I'd call killing time.

The Jete still suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

Todd Blowes really blows, according to this well-reasoned assessment of NFL coaches. He's rated second-worst coach in the league:

Link: Ranking all 32 NFL Head Coaches from Worst to First

 

[Joker]

yeah...but "Darn-it will do it!!!"....

 

[Tunescribe]

yeah...but "Darn-it will do it!!!"....

You mean, get Blowes fired?

 

[maust]

In yet another confirmation of their suckitude the Jete have released former 2nd rounder Devin Smith, the 37th overall pick in the 2015 draft.

Jets release Devin Smith, former 2nd-round draft pick | What it means

Got a kick out of nj.com's headline, "What it means" lmfao, what it it means is the Jete suck of course.

 

[Tunescribe]

In yet another confirmation of their suckitude the Jete have released former 2nd rounder Devin Smith, the 37th overall pick in the 2015 draft.

Jets release Devin Smith, former 2nd-round draft pick | What it means

Got a kick out of nj.com's headline, "What it means" lmfao, what it it means is the Jete suck of course.

From the article: "After the Jets picked successful middle linebacker David Harris in Round 2 in 2007, they had six consecutive failed second-round picks: offensive lineman Vlad Ducasse in 2010, wide receiver Stephen Hill in 2012, quarterback Geno Smith in 2013, tight end Jace Amaro in 2014, Smith in 2015, and quarterback Christian Hackenberg in 2016. With Smith's release, all six of those players are no longer with the Jets."

Stupid Jete.

 

[JetFan79]

Stinks. Kid definitely had promise and played hard. Even played with broken ribs. Well!

But just too many injuries. Two torn ACLs, ribs, punctured lungs, knee, hamstring...

What can ya do?

 

[Tunescribe]

Stinks.

Yes, the Jete stink.

What can ya do?

Quit Patsfans.com and go someplace where your misguided observations are considered acceptable.

 

[Clonamery]

Yes, the Jete stink.

Quit Patsfans.com and go someplace where your misguided observations are considered acceptable.

Something that all Patsfans can agree on.

 

[maust]

Quit Patsfans.com and go someplace where your misguided observations are considered acceptable.

Since kindergarten is shut down for the Summer, day camp maybe?

 

[BTTA]

Stinks. Kid definitely had promise and played hard. Even played with broken ribs. Well!

But just too many injuries. Two torn ACLs, ribs, punctured lungs, knee, hamstring...

What can ya do?

Wear a seat belt? Or have a DD?

 

[BTTA]

Their brains and gonads would qualify as well.

I heard this guy will have a booth at the event:

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Sorry if I'm a bit slow, but which way does the $20 flow in this deal?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Been a while since I have posted in this thread...

*clears throat*

The Jets suck. They suck so much that it makes me wonder...... Why do they even gear up and how come they all forgot their clown nose? I am so THRILLED that Iwasnt born a Jete.

 

[maust]

Proving the Jete love getting kicked in their tiny little gonads...
Jets pay tribute to retired cornerback Darrelle Revis

Seems to Pats fans the $22m the Jete paid Mevis during his unofficial retirement in '16 & '17 should have been more than enough tribute for any organization. Apparently there's really no degree of 'separation' between the Jete and Kevin Bacon..