Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Tony2046]

 

[JetFan79]

At least make 'em funny...

 

[maust]

At least make

Even if that's the result every time she's still more successful than the Jete

 

[Tunescribe]

At least make 'em funny...

Is that from your personal collection?

Interesting coincidence that he's wearing green and she's in blue.

 

[Tunescribe]

This never gets old ...

 

[XLIX]

How bad do the Jets suck? ESPN ran 10,000 simulations on the upcoming season to see chances of winning the Super Bowl.

The Jets came in dead last. Behind Cleveland. Dead. Last.

 

[Joker]

yeah..but that don't matter because...

They got their Sanchise!

"
Historically, USC quarterbacks have not fared well in the NFL. However, that is not the problem at hand in this situation. New York’s No. 3 overall pick has drawn some eerily similar comparisons to the player once known as “The Sanchise.”

Upon arriving at USC, Sanchez took a redshirt year — just like Darnold. In 2007, Sanchez took over for the injured/ineffective John David Booty late in the season and made three starts — just like Darnold, who took over for Max Browne in 2016 following a 1-2 start to the season.

Both Sanchez and Darnold led the Trojans to Rose Bowl victories over Penn State and won offensive MVP honors in the game. Sanchez put up 413 passing yards, which was good for second in Rose Bowl history at the time. Darnold leaped Sanchez in the record books with a 453-yard performance.

While all of those aforementioned similarities may seem like happy go lucky coincidences, the tide begins to turn diving deeper into the numbers.

In 2008, Sanchez doubled his interception total from the previous year, throwing 10 picks on the season. Darnold’s interception total rose from nine to 13 from his redshirt freshman season to his redshirt sophomore year. Not only did Darnold’s interception total rise, he led the FBS in turnovers with 22, losing nine fumbles and 13 picks on the season.

While both quarterbacks were able to get the job done despite turnover woes, it marked the beginning of a disturbing trend for Sanchez once he arrived in the NFL.

In his rookie year, Sanchez threw a whopping 20 interceptions. His interception total dipped down to 13 in his second year, but the turnover bug returned, as he threw 18 picks in his final two seasons with the Jets.

Can Darnold avoid the same problems that led to Sanchez’s demise?"

Uh...NO! LMAO times 6 trillion

 

[Bill Lee]

In 2007, Sanchez took over for the injured/ineffective John David Booty late in the season and made three starts — just like Darnold, who took over for Max Browne in 2016 following a 1-2 start to the season.

Sanchize took over for Booty?

That puts the Buttfumble in a whole new context!

Darnold took over for Browne?

Sam's just as dirty as Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchize took over for Booty?

That puts the Buttfumble in a whole new context!

Darnold took over for Browne?

Sam's just as dirty as Dirty Sanchez.

When someone advised Sanchize at a nightclub to "hit that brown booty," he got the wrong idea -- hence, the legendary Butt Fumble. (Recounted in detail for posterity here: Butt fumble - Wikipedia)

The Jete will regret not keeping their three second-round picks and taking Rosen. And I think Rosen would've been OK with being in Jersey whereas Darn-it! flat-out does NOT want to be there. You could see it immediately.

 

[Chevy]

This never gets old ...

 

[maust]

 

[Deus Irae]

My first post in this year's Jets thread:

Jets fourth-round draft pick Chris Herndon was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated on Saturday.

The Miami Herald reports that Herndon, who played his college football at the University of Miami, was arrested after crashing his car early Saturday morning in New Jersey.

According to the report, Herndon crashed into a car driven by a 76-year-old man, who suffered an arm injury. It is not clear whether Herndon was injured.

Jets fourth-round pick Chris Herndon charged with DWI


It will be interesting to see how the cut/keep chart applies to this guy.

 

[JetFan79]

My first post in this year's Jets thread:



Jets fourth-round pick Chris Herndon charged with DWI


It will be interesting to see how the cut/keep chart applies to this guy.

Not convicted yet, but assuming he is... Ridiculous. Any player convicted of a DWI should get an immediate 1 year suspension.

They can afford an Uber and I'm pretty sure the league or teams have drivers available 24/7 (or at least they should).

 

[Deus Irae]

Not convicted yet, but assuming he is... Ridiculous. Any player convicted of a DWI should get an immediate 1 year suspension.

That's an incredibly idiotic take.

 

[captain stone]

Jetsfan OTAs. It’s never to early to get a head start on the 2018 season.

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And look who's standing to his right...a(nother) metrosexual Indy Clots fan...how appropriate.

 

[captain stone]

The words atop the video scoreboard say it all.

 

[jimnance]

The words atop the video scoreboard say it all.

Is that clown the new Fireman Ed?
He looks more appropriately like a jete mascot than Ed.

 

[Tunescribe]

Link: Jets fourth-round pick Chris Herndon charged with DWI

For some Jete players, it takes a while to sink in that they're part of the detestable Green Slime. While it's undestandable this would drive them to drink, doing so behind the wheel of a vehicle is inexcusable. Hopefully, the 76-year-old gentleman this Jete cretin injured will become the rightful recipient of his rookie signing bonus.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Dude would abso-F'in-lutely support the players kneeling and freedom of speech in general.

You cannot reference The Big Lebowski for your cause. That's just some BS right there.

But what is Walter Sobchak‘s position on this?