Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tony2046]

Kids (smh).

Basement dwellers (smh).

 

[Tunescribe]

@JetFan79 - I just laughed out loud. You are giving me life advice? *facepalms* Why wouldn't I be on a message board in my 20s? Statistically, there are probably more 20 year olds on message boards than 30 year olds you dingus! Also, I am a moderator for a HUGE anime website and am also a youtuber who has made money from his videos. So, who's wasting their time online? Me or you?

@Tunescribe - This Jets fan is so hopeless! How he ended up this way must have to do with his nuts being bashed in once too many times....

Yup. It's difficult at best getting a clear perspective on life while living in your mother's basement. (I can't recall the source, but a survey I saw a while back indicated that 32 percent of all Jete fans live in their mom's basement. A whopping 57 percent of them have never kissed a girl but like to post on Internet message boards about "hot chicks.")

 

[PatsWSB47]

Yup. It's difficult at best getting a clear perspective on life while living in your mother's basement. (I can't recall the source, but a survey I saw a while back indicated that 32 percent of all Jete fans live in their mom's basement. A whopping 57 percent of them have never kissed a girl but like to post on Internet message boards about "hot chicks.")

...... but those 57 percent that never kissed a girl didn't live in their moms basement so they didn't have any girls to kiss them

 

[Joker]

Toe saucking, woman face smashing, drunk, deviant,irresponsible fathering, gluttonous sub-morons...SMH

 

[Clonamery]

Toe saucking, woman face smashing, drunk, deviant,irresponsible fathering, gluttonous sub-morons...SMH

Jete free verse is lovely any time of the day.

 

[Tony2046]

Please support Habitat for Humanity.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I think Ealy will have a break out year with the Jete. He'll break out with hives.

JETE team-building seems to have come down to "I want what he's having".

Knowing that lots of good players don't make the Pats roster and hoping that if they play for the JETE they'll at least be motivated to play their best twice a season.

Not much of a strategy ...

 

[Bill Lee]

JETE team-building seems to have come down to "I want what he's having".

Knowing that lots of good players don't make the Pats roster and hoping that if they play for the JETE they'll at least be motivated to play their best twice a season.

Not much of a strategy ...

It's an interesting equation:

Not a good fit for the Pats system = Instant fit for the Jete "system"...

He'll get some great mentoring from the high character Jete athletes such as Richardson and Wilkerson.

 

[JetFan79]

It's an interesting equation:

Not a good fit for the Pats system = Instant fit for the Jete "system"...

He'll get some great mentoring from the high character Jete athletes such as Richardson and Wilkerson.

Wait, are you suggesting Wilk has character issues?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

It's an interesting equation:

Not a good fit for the Pats system = Instant fit for the Jete "system"...

He'll get some great mentoring from the high character Jete athletes such as Richardson and Wilkerson.

I don't know why you put the JETE "system" in scare quotes like that.

The odds are certainly against a team delivering its fans such heartbreak, year in and year out, for a half a century. People are born to JETE households, learn their losing ways as children, and - though it is a youngish demise - shuffle off this mortal coil as JETE fans, with nothing to show for it but an emerald-green themed wedding, perhaps, and a matching funeral procession.

That doesn't just happen. The JETE don't just have a system, they're a suck machine.

They should change their name to the NJ Vacuum for the way they suck their fans' souls into a dimensionless void for four months a year, belching out bursts of hope each preseason, only managing, when it comes right down to it, to scare the less hearty cats in the house.

Suck of that magnitude is evidence not only of non-productivity, but of counter-productivity.

Oh yes, my friend, the JETE have a system. It is a system of incompetence, instilling undisciplined work habits, forgiving for too long of every species of mental error and ineptitude, and signifying worse than nothing.

 

[Bill Lee]

The odds are certainly against a team delivering its fans such heartbreak, year in and year out, for a half a century. People are born to JETE households, learn their losing ways as children, and - though it is a youngish demise - shuffle off this mortal coil as JETE fans, with nothing to show for it but an emerald-green themed wedding, perhaps, and a matching funeral procession.

Excellent post, but you forgot to include a lifetime of taking care of live's necessities in a true Jete fashion:

 

[Bill Lee]

Wait, are you suggesting Wilk has character issues?

Yep, it's a real..

... isn't it?

 

[JetFan79]

Yep, it's a real..

... isn't it?

Again, there's plenty to legitimately make fun of in JETE land now. No need for BS.

Kinda ruins the legit points. Step it up Billy.

 

[Uptown]

Matt Forte Trade Rumors: Jets Have 'Gauged Market' for RB

 

[JetFan79]

Matt Forte Trade Rumors: Jets Have 'Gauged Market' for RB

'Bout damn time. That'll be another $4mil for 2018 cap space.

 

[Bill Lee]

Again, there's plenty to legitimately make fun of in JETE land now. No need for BS. Kinda ruins the legit points. Step it up Billy.

You say you understand this thread, then you say there is some form of JETE criticism that is not legit? Dumb ass JETE fan, EVERY KIND OF JETE CRITICISM IS LEGIT! It doesn't matter who any of the players are. They all are low-life scum who play for a scumball owner in a ****hole stadium filled with douche bag fans like you. What kind of idiot that comes to a Pats forum and admits he paid Woody tens of thousands of dollars for PSLs deserves any consideration whatsoever? Every time a JETE fan thinks that the JETE might actually be improving, they get another...

 

[Tunescribe]

Again, there's plenty to legitimately make fun of in JETE land now. No need for BS.

Kinda ruins the legit points. Step it up Billy.

No, numbnuts, there is no need here for YOUR B.S. We honestly do not care how you feel about your "team," what you think "might" happen, what you believe are "legit points," etc. You do not set the agenda here. You are the uninvited guest. Consider taking a long break of your freakin' neck.

 

[JetFan79]

No, numbnuts, there is no need here for YOUR B.S. We honestly do not care how you feel about your "team," what you think "might" happen, what you believe are "legit points," etc. You do not set the agenda here. You are the uninvited guest. Consider taking a long break of your freakin' neck.

Finally, something original. Keep it up Tuney.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

In 2013 a Browns fan died. He put in his will that he wanted members of the team to be his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one more time. Same story just circulated in august about an Eagles fan.

I smell urban legend. But on the other hand, they could all just be JETE copycats.

 

[Tony2046]

Finally, something original. Keep it up Tuney.

Original??

Do you mean you are now just getting it?