Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

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oy vey...

And with that, how 'bout some Do Wah Diddy from Stripes.



(RIP John Candy)

Guess what, ace: the Jete suck and you suck. The former ain't changing anytime in the foreseeable future. The latter is within your control (theoretically speaking, although that is being optimistic).

 

[The Gr8est]

All is right with the world:

Jets reportedly claim Kony Ealy one day after Patriots dump him​

This calls for an image of Kony Ealy being kicked in the jewels by BB.

 

[1960Pats]

Since when did being rude matter to you? It's clear what you're ultimately angling for: You figure that sooner or later, your Green Beans will start winning games, win the division, etc., and you'll be able to trot back into this thread and throw it in our faces. Sorry to disappoint you in advance, but in the off chance that does happen, you and that green slime of an organization will still suck.

Meanwhile, your continued posting here suggests a lost soul hooked on abuse. There are more positive avenues to acknowledgement and gratification you might wish to consider. I suggest psychiatric help to guide you in the right direction.

Here is some helpful information. Link: http://nypost.com/2017/01/01/hopeless-jets-fans-are-turning-to-therapists-for-treatment/

“The Jets have been mismanaged since 1969,” says Dr. Jay P. Granat, a psychotherapist who has worked with Olympic athletes. “They’ve been through quite a few head coaches and quite a few quarterbacks. The fans are down and the players are down. There is a hopelessness to the Jets. The feeling of hopelessness is one of the main things we see with depression.”

Is it a coincidence that this is also a NY team? I don't think so...

 

[1960Pats]

STFU you goddamned oxygen thief ....

"Rex Ryan has been a head coach in the NFL for eight years, spending all of them in the AFC East. Given his time in the division, he’s faced the Patriots 16 times, owning a 5-11 record against Bill Belichick and Brady. While the rivalry has been mostly lopsided, there have been plenty of memorable moments between the two sides."

yeah...toe sucking memories, gluttony x 1 billion moments, rump to head ram rodding, idiotic tattoos and ,of course, THIS--------->

This is just one of the countless Jete halights...

 

[DarrylS]

Tuney, ya really gotta look up the definition of "troll" one of these days. Then look in a mirror. And at the majority of your posts. Just because you're in the majority here does not mean you aren't trolling.

Ask yourself, who is posting with the intention of getting a rise out of the other? Now I don't mind your posts. Some are pretty entertaining. Just take a minute to understand what a troll is.

A dissenting opinion does not equate to trolling.

Some folks have an insatiable need for inviting abuse.. it is part of the spectrum of masochistic behavior. Therapy can be helpful.

OTOH you can just remain a Jets fan and reminisce about "Broadway Joe" and the glory day...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Tuney, ya really gotta look up the definition of "troll" one of these days. Then look in a mirror. And at the majority of your posts. Just because you're in the majority here does not mean you aren't trolling.

Ask yourself, who is posting with the intention of getting a rise out of the other? Now I don't mind your posts. Some are pretty entertaining. Just take a minute to understand what a troll is.

A dissenting opinion does not equate to trolling.

A Jets fan trolling on a Patriots website almost everyday who is in his late 30s no less complaining about our "trolling"?

I think the constant losing and suckage has caused you to go batshit insane! I am 24 right now. If I end up like you at 37, I will consider myself a failure!

 

[Bill Lee]

This calls for an image of Kony Ealy being kicked in the jewels by BB.

Agreed. What could be a bigger kick in the jewels than starting the season on the Pats and ending up on the Jete? BB should use that as motivation to the rest of the players. Remember Kony! Do your job or you'll end up a Jete! That should put the fear of God in them!

Right now, Kony Ealy is in a locker room in Florham Park looking at a slime green uniform and sobbing, wondering how it all went so badly.

 

[Bill Lee]

Via @UptownPatsFan in the Kony Ealy thread:

 

[JetFan79]

A Jets fan trolling on a Patriots website almost everyday who is in his late 30s no less complaining about our "trolling"?

I think the constant losing and suckage has caused you to go batshit insane! I am 24 right now. If I end up like you at 37, I will consider myself a failure!

Off topic for a moment...

To each their own man. If you feel comfortable admitting you're on a message board in your early 20s, good on ya. Just realize at age 24, I had never even considered being on a message board.

I was out having fun. It's in your 30s/40s when life gets boring/monotonous with work/marriage that the thought to join a discussion forum creeps in to help kill time while working, standing in line at Whole Foods, sitting in church or whatever other boring crap adults gotta do.

Didn't actually join one myself until the new stadium opened.

If any of you remember the old JetsInsider thread about where to buy PSLs in the new stadium. (Epic thread.) That's what did it. Helped me decide where to buy PSLs.

So just be careful. If you're on a message board in your early 20s, ya might have to spark things up a bit in your life.

This place and JetNation help me pass the time while working. But if I didn't have my own business that currently requires insane amounts of time spent on a computer, even at 38 now, doubt I'd be on as much or at all. (Except for Looney Tunes and Joker. Those two are awesome and may keep me coming back for good. )

Go meet some hot chicks at the beach or something dude.

Now back to regularly scheduled programming...

If you guys are gonna keep saying "troll", might as well have a little fun with it occasionally.

Tom Brady on Julian Edelman: "We’re so in sync, have to find a different way"

I can't be the only one who instantly thought of Tom and Jules performing as Nsync when I read that comment. Maybe with Gronk and Amendola too. In Brady's basement at a sleepover or something.

 

[Ring 6]

When did this thread go from the jets suck to the pathetic life of one loser jet fan who craves embarrassment?

 

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Off topic for a moment...

To each their own man. If you feel comfortable admitting you're on a message board in your early 20s, good on ya. Just realize at age 24, I had never even considered being on a message board.

I was out having fun. It's in your 30s/40s when life gets boring/monotonous with work/marriage that the thought to join a discussion forum creeps in to help kill time while working, standing in line at Whole Foods, sitting in church or whatever other boring crap adults gotta do.

Didn't actually join one myself until the new stadium opened.

If any of you remember the old JetsInsider thread about where to buy PSLs in the new stadium. (Epic thread.) That's what did it. Helped me decide where to buy PSLs.

So just be careful. If you're on a message board in your early 20s, ya might have to spark things up a bit in your life.

This place and JetNation help me pass the time while working. But if I didn't have my own business that currently requires insane amounts of time spent on a computer, even at 38 now, doubt I'd be on as much or at all. (Except for Looney Tunes and Joker. Those two are awesome and may keep me coming back for good. )

Go meet some hot chicks at the beach or something dude.

Now back to regularly scheduled programing...

If you guys are gonna keep saying "troll", might as well have a little fun with it occasionally.

Tom Brady on Julian Edelman: "We’re so in sync, have to find a different way"

I can't be the only one who instantly thought of Tom and Jules performing as as Nsync when I read that comment. Maybe with Gronk and Amendola too. In Brady's basement at a sleepover or something.

Life advice from a Jete fan. Here's what you do, @StockingAnarchyNumber12: take whatever this miscreant says and do the exact opposite. You'll be in good shape.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

So toady the Jets traded a safety for a long snapper and signed a guy whose first name is "Armagedon" . Who I'm guessing was named after the movie? His parents either didn't know how to spell Armageddon or they left off one "d" because, I can't even come up with a decent sarcastic reason......

 

[JetFan79]

So toady the Jets traded a safety for a long snapper and signed a guy whose first name is "Armagedon" . Who I'm guessing was named after the movie? His parents either didn't know how to spell Armageddon or they left off one "d" because, I can't even come up with a decent sarcastic reason......

 

[ctpatsfan77]

So toady the Jets traded a safety for a long snapper and signed a guy whose first name is "Armagedon" . Who I'm guessing was named after the movie? His parents either didn't know how to spell Armageddon or they left off one "d" because, I can't even come up with a decent sarcastic reason......

Because the JEST can't find a competent defense anymore?

 

[TommyD4207]

Rex, with with less talented players, beat Bill in NE in the playoffs.

This is just a lie. How many pro bowlers and all-pros were on that defense?

 

[JetFan79]

This is just a lie. How many pro bowlers and all-pros were on that defense?

Surely not enough to compete with the GOAT coach, QB and TE right?

 

[AtomicDawg]

The Jetes have completed the saddest QB competition ever. Take a look at some stats from the "winner":

 

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When did this thread go from the jets suck to the pathetic life of one loser jet fan who craves embarrassment?

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[JetFan79]

The Jetes have completed the saddest QB competition ever. Take a look at some stats from the "winner":

 

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