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Or start a poll.You should start a thread about it.
you gotta think on you feet...what you do is immediately turn around to the row behind you and say..."jeezus, was that YOU, Rip Louder?" Everyone will chuckle, defusing any acrimonious response and the rest of the plane will deal with the stank quietly until it dissipates. Otherwise you could find yourself in big trouble with the air marshals for unleashing a weapon of mass distraction on an airlineLast time I was on an airplane, I had to fart really bad. So I decided to the one cheek sneak and let out a little at a time. Didn't work. Sounded like thunder. No smell though, which was a plus.
Would it have been less embarrassing if it was silent but smelled like an anchovy's taint? That way, there is some doubt about who it came from? Or better to just own the loud but harmless one?
I have been pondering this question for a while.
I had a Rollie Fingers card...should have kept it