Hillarious belichick quotes

[Soliel]

coach, what was your thought process when going for it on fourth and one?

B.B. : I thought we could get a yard

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Coach, correct me if I’m wrong.....
I can’t wait....

 

[farn]

After last week’s news of Josh Gordon’s indefinite suspension, all head coach Bill Belichick had to say about Hogan was, “he’s been healthy all year, so that’s a good thing.”

 

[FoxboroFlyer]

"I don't Twitter, I don't myface, I don't yearbook"

Lmao! The best BB quote ever!

 

[Soliel]

"I don't Twitter, I don't myface, I don't yearbook"

Lmao! The best BB quote ever!

That one was awesome.

I’m not the Mona Lisa of air

 

[robertweathers]

"No one died"

 

[edkk323]

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

 

[titletownpats]

There are so many. I dvr his press conferences for this exact reason. It's so funny. The way he responds to Volin is the best. He must die laughing after them. I bet BB is really funny, dry sense of humor when he isn't around the cameras.

 

[Soliel]

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

That can’t be topped

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

One of my favs, and it involved the jets too....

 

[scout]

I always liked the "bake sale" response for installing cameras. Here is an article on his comment.

Bill Belichick full of mirth at NFL Annual Meeting

 

[oldrover]

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

Hmmm... what to say when you're told you can't be topped... my mind's a blank... I'll have to go to the Master for this one...












(j/k, dude)

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Pats coach Belichick doesn't sound worried about Brady's finger
It’s not life threatening.

 

[edkk323]

Hmmm... what to say when you're told you can't be topped... my mind's a blank... I'll have to go to the Master for this one...












(j/k, dude)

YOU FKING DIRTY AxxxHOOLE. I KNEW IT as I was typing it. That is why I added “on this one"

that is some next level thinking right there.

 

[TomPatriot]

"We're on to Cincinnati."

 

[NashuaPats]

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

How about on a napkin which is how he informed the team.

 

[IcyPatriot]

"Who's been wrong more than Charley Casserly since he left the Redskins,
His percentage is like a meteorologist," ........... Bill Belichick

 

[Steve:Section 102]

"Oh, f--- you, Mason. Just f--- you, why don't we talk after the game, all right? Just shut the f--- up. Can you look at the score board?"

Bill to Derrick Mason.

 

[Two Eight]

I don't even remember what the question was about but...

"we'll poll the players...we'll poll the coaches...we'll poll the fifth graders..."

 

[Chevy]

I don't even remember what the question was about but...

"we'll poll the players...we'll poll the coaches...we'll poll the fifth graders..."

Brady or Bledsoe