Hillarious belichick quotes

coach, what was your thought process when going for it on fourth and one?

B.B. : I thought we could get a yard

 

Coach, correct me if I’m wrong.....
I can’t wait....

 

After last week’s news of Josh Gordon’s indefinite suspension, all head coach Bill Belichick had to say about Hogan was, “he’s been healthy all year, so that’s a good thing.”

 

"I don't Twitter, I don't myface, I don't yearbook"

Lmao! The best BB quote ever!

 

That one was awesome.

I’m not the Mona Lisa of air

 

"No one died"

 

“Due to the various uncertainties surrounding my position as it relates to the team’s new ownership, I’ve decided to resign as the head coach of the New York Jets."


I dare any of you to top me on this one.
I double dare.

BANG, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

 

There are so many. I dvr his press conferences for this exact reason. It's so funny. The way he responds to Volin is the best. He must die laughing after them. I bet BB is really funny, dry sense of humor when he isn't around the cameras.

 

That can’t be topped

 

One of my favs, and it involved the jets too....

 

I always liked the "bake sale" response for installing cameras. Here is an article on his comment.

Bill Belichick full of mirth at NFL Annual Meeting

 

Hmmm... what to say when you're told you can't be topped... my mind's a blank... I'll have to go to the Master for this one...












(j/k, dude)

 

Pats coach Belichick doesn't sound worried about Brady's finger
It’s not life threatening.

 

YOU FKING DIRTY AxxxHOOLE. I KNEW IT as I was typing it. That is why I added “on this one"



that is some next level thinking right there.

 

"We're on to Cincinnati."

 

How about on a napkin which is how he informed the team.

 

"Oh, f--- you, Mason. Just f--- you, why don't we talk after the game, all right? Just shut the f--- up. Can you look at the score board?"

Bill to Derrick Mason.

 

I don't even remember what the question was about but...

"we'll poll the players...we'll poll the coaches...we'll poll the fifth graders..."

 

Brady or Bledsoe