AV, you are more dead to me than... something thats really dead. I'm too pissed to be witty right now. You're known for being the best bad weather kicker in the history of weather. Good idea going to a dome, a**munch. I hope the damn place collapses on you. I hope those jerks that tailgate with a blue fire truck at the Colts games run you over. I hope Tedy Bruschi kicks you in the nuts so hard that you taste nutbutter for a year. I thought you were a Patriot's guy. People kept telling me "Hey ya know AV might not sign this year. He's asking for big bucks." I then proceeded to hit those people with a 2x4 and laugh cause I thought for sure you would settle for the solid gold crapper instead of the bath tub. But no, you took the bath tub and I hate you for it. I hope your happy. Whatever is left of my soul just died thanks to you. Thanks a lot AV. You made Baby Jesus cry.
You make Johnny Damon look like f***ing Yaz.