This list has to include intangibles, not just statistics. These guys are people, too, with real life strengths and rap sheets. The good and the bad:
1. Eli Manning - defending champ. unflappable and lowest sack %, leads the NFL in comeback wins in 2012
2. Matty Ice Ryan - best nickname, undefeated and the man on the way up
3. Peyton Manning - top passer rating on 11-1-2012 and most yards/completion, biggest forehead and longest surgical neck scar
4.Aaron Rodgers - most passing TDs on 11-1-2012, best insurance commercial
5 Jay Cutler - a true badass and I'm afraid of what he might do if I leave him off the list - this guy reminds me of Ken Stabler and Jim McMahon
Honorable Mention:Tom Brady. league leader in completions, attempts and yards and Drew Brees for yards/game and passes/game
Bottom 5:
1. Mark Sanchez - crappy arm, crappy head, crappy team, crappy coach
2. Cam Newton - whiny loser who needs to grow up
3. Tony Romo - aka The Human Turnover, leads the league in interceptions on 11-1-2012 - has more interceptions than 17 teams have total turnovers - ouch
4. Michael Vick - ex-con and The Son of The Human Turnover - has 17 total turnovers himself and is tied with Tony Romo
5. Ben Roethlisberger - just an all-around douchebag/rapist