From Washingtonian Magazine, slightly OT

[PatsFanInVa]

"What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Redskins?"

"You can still get four quarters out of a dollar."

PS, self-hating spoiled Pats fans feel free to unleash this unfairly on our own. Should be good for a laugh, we've had our problems finishing.

 

[shmessy]

How do you keep Redskins out of your backyard?

Paint an endzone in the grass.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

[resurrecting an old joke here]

The Cleveland Browns, down 28-0 in the fourth quarter, got a lucky break when they managed to get a pass interference call in the end zone.

Their opponents were so incensed that they stormed off the field, leaving the Browns on 1st and goal at the 1-yard line, with no defense to stop them.

Three downs later, their punter accidentally gave up a safety.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Ashburn, Virginia - November 24th, 2009

The Washington Redskins had their Tuesday AM practice interrupted when players and team officials discovered the presence of an unknown, and potentially hazardous substance at Redskins Park. The practice was canceled and the field was immediately evacuated.

WBS Correspondent Tonya Tucker interviewed Redskins coach Jim Zorn shortly after the evacuation. "We have no idea what it was. We've never seen anything like it before and it really scared the hell out of our players and coaches. The worst part is that we don't know how long it could have been there. It could have gone unnoticed since the beginning of the season because we don't usually operate in area where it was discovered. We only came upon this time by sheer accident."

Practice was resumed two hours later when authorities from the bioterrorism division of the CDC and homeland security identified the mysterious white substance on the field as endzone paint.