Doesn't Dryheat44 have internet privilges in prison?

[shmessy]

Thank you for the warm welcome, it's certainly been a while. For the record, I was not in a Latin American prison, nor on an ether and opium fueled holiday. In fact, I was on a religious mission in Papua New Guinea, helping a village of mostly small children learn the value of proper personal hygiene and kick-ass macaroni art.

What a coincidence, that's what we've been up to the past month!!!!!!!!

 

[Patriotic]

Thank you for the warm welcome, it's certainly been a while. For the record, I was not in a Latin American prison, nor on an ether and opium fueled holiday. In fact, I was on a religious mission in Papua New Guinea, helping a village of mostly small children learn the value of proper personal hygiene and kick-ass macaroni art.

Bless you, dryheat. Your work is laudatory.

Now that you're back, perhaps you could put your missionary skills to aid our beleagured Head Coach. Between "Handshakegate", "Concussiongate",
"Shoveaphotographergate", "Classlessgate" and ""Hebrokeupmymarriagegate", our beloved leader could no doubt benefit from some religious uplift. Even the macaroni art may bring spiritual comfort.

 

[Digger44]

Thank you for the warm welcome, it's certainly been a while. For the record, I was not in a Latin American prison, nor on an ether and opium fueled holiday. In fact, I was on a religious mission in Papua New Guinea, helping a village of mostly small children learn the value of proper personal hygiene and kick-ass macaroni art.

Welcome back. I hope you got some coffee from there, it is awsome stuff.

 

[frankiesfly]

Your probably happy you got rid of NEM, lol

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Thank you for the warm welcome, it's certainly been a while. For the record, I was not in a Latin American prison, nor on an ether and opium fueled holiday. In fact, I was on a religious mission in Papua New Guinea, helping a village of mostly small children learn the value of proper personal hygiene and kick-ass macaroni art.

My poor shattered illusions! I'll bet the SU alumni consider you a black sheep - no hedonistic excess, unless the macaroni stuff was really performance art? Ah well, glad to see you back anyway.

 

[dryheat44]

I'll bet the SU alumni consider you a black sheep

Along with co-workers, my family, the clergy, my neighbors, Mensa, the boys at the piano tuners local 209, the broadway cast of Spamalot, and flocks of rams and ewes all over pastoral Ireland.

 

[Clonamery]

........and flocks of rams and ewes all over pastoral Ireland.

At least ewe have friends to drink with....

 

[unoriginal]

At least ewe have friends to drink with....

Sheep rarely live long enough to attain the legal drinking age.

 

[patchick]

Boy, now I'm tempted to disappear for a while just to see what speculation ensues...

 

[CTPatsFan]

Sheep rarely live long enough to attain the legal drinking age.

True, but with sheep the age of consent is far more important.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Boy, now I'm tempted to disappear for a while just to see what speculation ensues...

H'mm, maybe we should stop PMing each other about you and post more openly? Better not, you'd get a swelled head.