***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 1 Betting Thread

[PatsFanInVa]

Happy opening day! With less than 4 hours to go before 1:00 kickoffs, just sending a reminder that the following folks have not placed any bets yet.

@venecol @BaconGrundleCandy @irishfanatic @neuronet @fightingirish595


A reminder for everyone. Many may be looking to add bets to the late games today. I don't recommend chasing 1:00 losses with desperate late bets, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

PLEASE quote your previous betting post when making new bets and/or changing existing bets. DO NOT just edit your post. I record your bets throughout the week and do not go back to check posts I have already read. So if you edit, I will not see it. Also, edits show a timestamp. And edits made after kickoffs could nullify any bets. Thank you everyone. Enjoy football again! Finally.

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On a side note...I allow myself $1000 to wager in the real world each season. My one bet this week:

3 way Money Line teaser to win outright: Ravens, Colts, Titans (+143). Bet $150 to win $265.

A bet for the Jets, Giants, and Texans to lose essentially. Week 1 can be weird, but let's see if I am $265 richer today!

A note for all degenerates: If you bet 150 to win 265, you are not $265 richer. This is how guys end up making mistakes resulting in having to pay intimidating guys very high interest rates and eventually visiting hospitals. In that scenario you would be $115 richer. That's fine, until you start thinking that $115 can cover $265 worth of bad bets.

Use spreadsheets or a notepad or something. The mind is a funny place to combine mathematics and desire.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Singles for 2K each
Jete + 7
Falcons + 5.5
Browns + 2.5

 

[Dingleberry]

Singles for 2K each
Jete + 7
Falcons + 5.5
Browns + 2.5

You got it. Make sure to bet at least 21k this weekend!

 

[fightingirish595]

Packers And Browns 6 point teaser for 5k

 

[neuronet]

traveling but will place late bets later

 

[Dingleberry]

traveling but will place late bets later

No problem. You still have the late games, night game, and MNF to wager at least 20k. Safe travels!

 

[Dingleberry]

Betting on 1:00 games is now closed.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

You got it. Make sure to bet at least 21k this weekend!

Oh **** ... gotcha. I'm on the spectrum I can read something for an hour and have no idea what I'm looking at. You probably already said this.

 

[neuronet]

I honestly am going to learn as I go, but here goes my first boring vanilla try to not screw this up.

Thanks a lot for doing this, dingleberry!

Titans (-5.5) 5k
Packers (-2) 5k
Broncos (-6) $5k
Bucs-Cowboys (O/U 50): Over -- $5k

 

[venecol]

6 pt teaser (+200): $10k
Saints
49ers
Ravens

6 pt teaser (+200): $5k
Eagles
Colts
Titans

6 pt teaser (+100): $2k
Pats-Phins U 52.5
Eagles-Lions U 54.5

M Jones 0.5 INTs O for $2k

6 pt teaser (+200): $5k
Chiefs +2
Vikings +8
Raiders-Chargers O 46

 

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser (+300) $5k
- Colts (-2.0)
- Ravens (-1.0)
- Broncos (E)
- Titans (+0.5)

6 point teaser (+100) $10k
- Ravens (-1.0)
- 49ers (-1.0)

Chiefs (-4.0) $10k

SGP #3 (+600) $1k

Rhamondre OVER 48.5 rush yds $2k

Mac OVER 9.5 rush yds $2k

6 pt teaser (+300) $5k
- Titans (+0.5)
- Broncos (E)
- Chiefs (+2.0)
- Bucs/Cowboys UNDER 56

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Singles for 2K each
Jete + 7 L
Falcons + 5.5 W
Browns + 2.5 W

Singles for 2.5K each
Minnesota + 2
Chargers - 3.5

6 PT Tease for 2.5K
Minnesota + 8
Cards + 10

 

[PatsFanInVa]

YES both of my sweet sweet moneyline games were tied at 20, with the favorites kicking FGs for the win... and I am alive in both of them!

 

[Dingleberry]

Singles for 2.5K each
Minnesota + 2
Chargers - 3.5

6 PT Tease for 2.5K
Minnesota + 8
Cards + 10

Bets gotta be in $1k increments, you crazy potato farmer.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

So for those dog moneyline games, the 20-20 tie is a push I take it, right?

It's okay bc the other one was a W

 

[Dingleberry]

So for those dog moneyline games, the 20-20 tie is a push I take it, right?

It's okay bc the other one was a W

No go on the push. It's win or lose. But nice pick up on the Steelers M/L!

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Bets gotta be in $1k increments, you crazy potato farmer.

Like 2K, 3K. No halfs?

 

[Dingleberry]

Like 2K, 3K. No halfs?

Correct.

Do you think all of those rules were written out on that first post because I have verbal diarrhea? Well, I do have verbal diarrhea, but that's not why I posted all that.

You're good. I recorded all the bets as 2k.

 

[Dingleberry]

6 pt teaser (+300) $5k
- Titans (+0.5)
- Broncos (E)
- Chiefs (+2.0)
- Bucs/Cowboys UNDER 56

6 pt teaser (+100) 9k

Bucs/Cowboys UNDER 56
Broncos (Even)

 

[Dingleberry]

Like 2K, 3K. No halfs?

But keep in mind, you are at 12k wagered so far. Since 21k is 10% of your bankroll, you need to bet 9k more this weekend or you lose it.