Dave Portnoy bids $250,000 and WINS charity auction to watch game with Goodell in his basement

[Patriot Missile]

NFL is going to give the money back and pay the 250 themselves. No way they let him in a room with this guy.

 

[fnordcircle]

He'll ****y out and just use the agreed upon jokes.

 

[Gwedd]

This is just about the best freakin' thing ever if it happens. Portnoy you glorious bastard. No way Goodell has the balls to do it but he should and I will be hoping.

I tell ya, the NFL could make a ton of money off of this by going through with it, but making it a "Pay per View" airing.

 

[Clonamery]

I tell ya, the NFL could make a ton of money off of this by going through with it, but making it a "Pay per View" airing.

I'm sure we could all think of a gazillion better ways to spend $250K or even .05 cents especially now so perhaps Portnoy could find a way to raise some $$$ off of this for charity(s) because we know Goodell won't.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

NFL will make this a virtual man cave visit.....if not, portnoy should bring tb12 with him.....

 

[lancerman]

Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but Portnoy is dumb as post when it comes to substance of debating sports and what not. I have feeling even if they did this (which I doubt) and it’s recorded (which I doubt), Goodell is going to just use some corporate lines than Portnoy is too dumb to pick apart on the spot and he’s going to look bad and the media narrative is going to be “dumb super fan acts like moron”

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Goodell gets paid good money to deny realty (as we've all seen).

He can take the beating regardless and tell the world what a great time they all had and how well they got along.

 

[BTTA]

You actually think that goon would fall for a switch like that? Have any of you seen the you tube of me taking Rolli Canolli apart a few years ago? I'd love to reprise that performance in person with Toadell. I may be old as dirt but I still rep 225 once a week."POW!...out go the lights, Goon!

Link?

 

[notex]

this is going to be incredible. Portnoy is an absolute genius at building his brand....while the NFL is struggling with it.

I am sure the video will be heavily edited to try to make Goodell look good.

 

[neuronet]

Big brass ones on that guy

 

[signbabybrady]

I'm sure we could all think of a gazillion better ways to spend $250K or even .05 cents especially now so perhaps Portnoy could find a way to raise some $$$ off of this for charity(s) because we know Goodell won't.

I'm highly confused? Goodell did this for charity. I don't like Roger either but.....

 

[Tottie]

Prez should bid on this too...
Patriots owner Kraft auctions off SB LI ring for charity

Or maybe @Ian should.

I don't get why he'd auction this off. I mean more power to him and he can do what he wants but man I'd sleep with that thing at night. What a win it was.

 

[Tony2046]

Prez should bid on this too...
Patriots owner Kraft auctions off SB LI ring for charity

Or maybe @Ian should.

The bid is up to $330,000. I'm going to have to pass on this. Haha

 

[maust]

If Portnoy is allowed to bring a friend, I nominate Joker.

Coincidentally, so does @Joker

 

[signbabybrady]

I don't get why he'd auction this off. I mean more power to him and he can do what he wants but man I'd sleep with that thing at night. What a win it was.

He's still got 4 more.

 

[Steve102]

I can't wait to see how the NFL tries to get out of this.

 

[PatsDeb]

Say what you will about Portnoy and Barstool, but this could be awesome

Emergency Press Conference - I'm Going To Watch A MNF Game With Roger Goodell In His Man Cave With Him.

OMG the best thing I have read all day! I hope he brings a clown towel. I have one I can lend him.

 

[Sully]

If I was Goodell I would make Portnoy review digiorno pizzas all night

 

[PatsDeb]

Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but Portnoy is dumb as post when it comes to substance of debating sports and what not. I have feeling even if they did this (which I doubt) and it’s recorded (which I doubt), Goodell is going to just use some corporate lines than Portnoy is too dumb to pick apart on the spot and he’s going to look bad and the media narrative is going to be “dumb super fan acts like moron”

We aren't looking for an intellectual debate. The awkward silences and Roger Goodell's fake smiles will be worth the price of admission.

 

[n1997y]

I don't get why he'd auction this off. I mean more power to him and he can do what he wants but man I'd sleep with that thing at night. What a win it was.

He still has the trophy to gleam in the bedroom moonlight.