Dave Portnoy bids $250,000 and WINS charity auction to watch game with Goodell in his basement

[Brick27]

Say what you will about Portnoy and Barstool, but this could be awesome

Emergency Press Conference - I'm Going To Watch A MNF Game With Roger Goodell In His Man Cave With Him.

 

[102 Pat]

I don't think when the auction was announced it was totally thought out...will love to see the NFL try to get out of this...

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

I'm thinking "I know the perfect thing to wear" and on cue I see he's way ahead of me in the link.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Froob]

I bet Roger weasels his way out, but this would be hilarious.

 

[102 Pat]

I bet Roger weasels his way out, but this would be hilarious.

Bet the over in the statement for the use of "social distancing" as the excuse...

 

[NashuaPats]

Wow! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

 

[Tony2046]

Portney takes trolling Roger to a whole new level. Love it.

 

[aluminum seats]

If you’re a Pats fan and don’t love this guy I don’t know what to tell you.

 

[NashuaPats]

If Portnoy is allowed to bring a friend, I nominate Joker.

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Best time to kidnap him and hold him until he gives us those 1st rounders back!

 

[AQPE]

Nashua beat me to it, so ...

 

[Joker]

You actually think that goon would fall for a switch like that? Have any of you seen the you tube of me taking Rolli Canolli apart a few years ago? I'd love to reprise that performance in person with Toadell. I may be old as dirt but I still rep 225 once a week."POW!...out go the lights, Goon!

 

[PatsWSB47]

LOL, I was lucky enough to get one of the towels at the game Goodell finally showed up to at Gillette

 

[Tottie]

This is just about the best freakin' thing ever if it happens. Portnoy you glorious bastard. No way Goodell has the balls to do it but he should and I will be hoping.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Roger to him minion sycophants....,
"You did what?"
"WTF were you thinking?".........

 

[nabwong]

This might break all YouTube viewing records. All 32 teams fans are going to tune in. My god! This is going to be epic!

 

[Tottie]

hahahahaa can you picture Goodell when he's told who won this thing. Someone over at NFL auctions or wherever is getting fired. Portnoy will turn his 250k donation into millions worth of exposure for Barstools just in the buildup alone. The guy is locked up in his NYC apartment opening packages and doing lines. He's going to go crazy with this.

 

[JayNM]

Never cared so much for Barstool (although of some of their stuff is good)

But this is top level mischievousness. And for a good cause too!

 

[signbabybrady]

This might break all YouTube viewing records. All 32 teams fans are going to tune in. My god! This is going to be epic!

I don't think it will be televised. Even if the donor was someone else all you would get is a make a wish type puff piece.

If the NFL were smart they'd flip the script on him and the second prez tries to go hard break out an oversized check to Frates charity or something like that. and have like 10 more ready for anytime Prez steps out of line and just make a joke out of it.

 

[signbabybrady]

Prez should bid on this too...
Patriots owner Kraft auctions off SB LI ring for charity

Or maybe @Ian should.