Breaking news.......in another revolting development out of haystacks and cowpies land,KNDY is reporting that Gregg Doyel has been extricated from Blob Krudditz's rectum, clutching two hairy testicles and screaming "I found it!! The REAL evidence the Patriots deflated balls!"..emergency technicians strapped him down to a gurney, administered 5000 cc's of Thorazine and headed off to Shady Stacks sanitarium, lights and siren on. Clots owner Jim Irsay arrived on the scene and was heard consoling Blob, whispering softly in his ear.."don't fret old friend, I have no nuts either...we'll make it together...here, try some meth/heroin M+M's with a shot of fermented horse urine...a family special recipe.."