Bills Fans poking fun at our Tedy Bru

[Scott37]

"And on the first day god created light....

And Tedi Bruschi told him to shut the **** light off..."

I love it!

 

[evans555]

Watch it snow.

Ha yeah not that the bars close at 4 am or anything

 

[cartmen]

What would Teddy Bruschi do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Teddy Bruschi do.

When Teddy Bruschi was in the playoffs,
playing for the Pats,
He made 2 sacks and a leaping pick,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Teddy Bruschi was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Teddy Bruschi do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Teddy Bruschi'd do.

I want this camera away from me,
It has stunted my le-ga-cy.

And I just want Peyton
To stop fighting everyone

For Moss I'll smoke weed too,
Cos that's what Teddy Bruschi would do.

And what would Teddy Bruschi do,
He'd call all the guys on NEPF,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Teddy Bruschi would do.

When Teddy Bruschi travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Teddy Bruschi built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Teddy Bruschi doesn't take **** from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop the NFL
And we'll save Bill and Robert too,
Cos that's what Teddy Bruschi do.

And we'll save Bill and Robert too,
Cos that's what Teddy Bruschi dooooo,
That's what Teddy Bruschi do. :rocker:

 

[Fencer]

1. My name isn't Francis.

2. I won't lighten up. I had a very good friend that had a stroke at a young age, so I don't find humor in joking about strokes.

I read quite a few pages, and I saw no actual jokes about the strokes, except for one person stating his recovery deadpan in the joke thread.

There were a couple of mentions about when he came back from his stroke, to denote a point in time, but that's not the same thing.

I think it's a funny thread, although the average quality of course went down as the thread progressed and people strained more.

 

[Fencer]

Watch it snow.

Tedy Bruschi made it snow in Foxboro.

Really, he did. It was his INT that set off the snow showers in what I call the "Snow Globe" game.

 

[Fire_The_Muskets]

Plus what the he11 else is there to do in Buffalo?

Maybe this ?

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/2942175

 

[grapedog]

Love it - "Teddy Bruschi once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."


Does anyone have a picture of Bruschi, when he stripped the ball out of Rhodes hands during the 04 playoff's, and held it up towards the Colts bench?

 

[Daisymazze]

That Buffalo thread is great. Had me rolling around and giggling. Especially the Lamar pic.

The big bang that created the universe was actually a massive sneeze from Bruschi

 

[A.C Vegas]

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Tedy Bruschi can throw Brett Favre even further.

When the Titanic set sail, it was said that not even God himself could sink the massive ocean liner.
Too bad the designers forgot about Tedy Bruschi.

Dr. Ruth calls Tedy for sex advice

At the tender age of 10 years old, a young Teddy Bruschi faked his id so that he could play in the NFL....His assumed name.....Joe Montana

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Teddy Bruschi away from the only Chinese QB ever. It failed miserably, hence no Football in China

Teddy Bruschi invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tony Romo invented pink

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Teddy Bruschi calls this "a slow Tuesday."

 

[thewarden86]

Maybe this ?

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/2942175

That's almost as good as the dancing elf. I'm using that sh*t tonight!

 

[SmokeShowin]

"And on the first day god created light....

And Tedi Bruschi told him to shut the **** light off..."

I love it!

That must be when god created Shawne "lights out" Merriman.

 

[SmokeShowin]

I read quite a few pages, and I saw no actual jokes about the strokes, except for one person stating his recovery deadpan in the joke thread.

There were a couple of mentions about when he came back from his stroke, to denote a point in time, but that's not the same thing.

I think it's a funny thread, although the average quality of course went down as the thread progressed and people strained more.

This was what I was talking about:

Here is Tedy Bruschi moments before his stroke....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c097tdtQB50

I think the goof on Tedy thing is funny except for the stroke part.

In fact I posted something like this in their look-alike thread: